captain hook

someone whos dick is formed in a hook shape.

GRL 1:holy shit did you see jake cohens pee pee?
BOY 1: yeah man he has a captain hook!

by jakeisgay May 5, 2004

National expose Captain Hook Day

A day where you can expose the pictures of an ex cast mate who looked ridiculous playing Captain Hook in Peter Pan jr.

I cant wait for National expose Captain Hook Day so i can expose andrew.

by rkamali07 May 3, 2020

captain hook

The evil one handed pirate in Peter Pan. He lost his hand to a crocodile while he was holding a clock. The crocodile still stalks him to this very day.

Capatian Hook sir! It's that crocodile again!
Get him away from me!

by chozoelder July 7, 2004

Captain Hook

A penis bent either to the left or right. Normally is not a slight bend but a curve. Almost always an undesirable trait.

Holy crap, James has a captain hook!

by Stanli April 18, 2006

Captain Hook

Noun
When you you give a girl dick and she keeps coming back for more and more. Hence your dick is shaped like a hook.

Randy: They call me Captain Hook...
Brandon: What?
Randy: My dick is shaped like a hook..
Brandon: (Laughs) What?
Randy: Cuz them bitches keep coming back.

by Randy Rocket March 29, 2009

Captain Hook

When you walk up behind a man with legs akimbo, yell "Captain Hook!" at the top of your lungs, and kick them square in the nuts from behind.

Man, that asshole pissed me off so bad, I gave him a Captain Hook for good measure.

by Chilidog February 3, 2007

Captain Hook

Fingering a girl then "hooking" the finger in her mouth.

Friend: "Yo how'd it go last night?"
You: "I Captain Hooked that shit!"

by jellymomo April 13, 2011