Learning Management System developed by Instructure, Which Deputy Principals seem to love and force all the student's work through that dumbass site making it TOO accessible, You can even get it on your iPod, forget being sick to not do the work, They except you to do it on Canvas, even if you had COVID, or even if you can upload anything to Canvas without getting errors and the Teacher giving you a straight up zero, Even If the teachers know how to use it properly and not assign 50 assignments within one day, It will make you even miss Google Classroom.
Mr Ratburn: Right, I hope everyone has done all of their Assessments that are due this week and anyone who hasn't submitted with get a zero mark.
Muffy: But I had corona when we did this
Mr Ratburn: Well you were meant to do them on Canvas if you were sick!
Muffy: How was I supposed to know that?
Mr Ratburn: I'm marking you a zero Muffy, Also you Francine!
Francine: What? I submitted it.
Mr Ratburn: I can't open a LibreOffice file, You Fail, so do you Buster!
Buster: But It came up with an error when I submitted it!
Mr Ratburn: Should've gone to the IT Desk then, Fail!
Buster: All they said is to turn off and turn it back on, That didn't help.
Muffy: But I had corona when we did this
Mr Ratburn: Well you were meant to do them on Canvas if you were sick!
Muffy: How was I supposed to know that?
Mr Ratburn: I'm marking you a zero Muffy, Also you Francine!
Francine: What? I submitted it.
Mr Ratburn: I can't open a LibreOffice file, You Fail, so do you Buster!
Buster: But It came up with an error when I submitted it!
Mr Ratburn: Should've gone to the IT Desk then, Fail!
Buster: All they said is to turn off and turn it back on, That didn't help.
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