Chavalanche

Dat mob of chavs that come towards you
A group of thugs or chavs- often running at a high speed

Dat manky club-it's a chavalanche in there!
Teen mo fos are coming, run for da lives it's a chavalanche!

by User_87 December 14, 2014

cancelanche

When a key person cancels plans with a group, causing several others to follow suit.

Once Jim decided to skip our party, Joyce and Bob were out too, followed by Steve, Nancy and Jonathan. It turned into a full-on cancelanche.

by Creatility October 31, 2017

cavalanche

When a group of men circle another man and simultaneously jerkoff on him covering said man in their spooge , ergo a "cavalanche".

Ohhh crap did you hear about Harry? He passed out at the party, woke up and the next thing you know he was getting cavalanched!

by Harrey November 18, 2014

panvalanche

The mass of pots and pans that fall on you when you open your embarrassingly disorganized kitchen cabinet.

Today I was buried under a mountain of pots and pans from the panvalanche when I opened my kitchen cabinet.

by PleasurevilleGirl November 21, 2014

chavalanche

Like an avalanche it’s when a group of Chavs travel to one place at one time. Typically doing wheelies on their bikes on the path / sidewalk

Watch out there’s a chavalanche coming our way
*Group of 10 chavs cycle past doing wheelies*

by QueenYAS January 31, 2018

The Catavalanche

The act of a man lifting up his large, floppy abdominal pannus before receiving fellatio. Immediately after coitus he releases the sweaty mound and it collapses onto the face of the unsuspecting female while she is still attached to his flaccid member.

Jackie was always a fan of hookin up with the big fellas... until Ron decided to crush her face with the catavalanche.

by The Slore January 11, 2011

manvalanche

masturbation over the open mouth of one's sleeping romantic partner.

My woman fell asleep early last night, leaving me frustrated and triggering a manvalanche.

by maupin August 30, 2012