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canoeing 

While perfoming anal sex rather than shooting your load, you urinate in the persons bunghole.
I was having anal sex with her and I decided to canoe her instead.

I hate that guy for canoeing me!
canoeing by Nolan Cragun September 22, 2008

Canoeing 

Lady lays on the floor man sits on her legs either side and either just just jerks off over her or webbing over her. for those that it floats there boat so to speak can throw in a cleveland steamer

Also be known for group of men to take turns to canoe.
Man , did you see that vid of Rich canoeing over Kat
Canoeing by cjw957 September 14, 2011

canoeing 

like titty fuck but you put the penis in between the woman's breast, or on a guy's chest, and play with the breast against the penis like the penis is a canoe going white water rafting
steve: what did you and mary do last night?

robert: she wanted to titty fuck but I went canoeing on her instead
canoeing by myty399 July 31, 2012

Canoeing 

The act of inserting two fingers into the virgina and wiggling the fingers up and down whilst the woman urinates.
I was canoeing my bird last night and she was wetter than an otter's pocket. Man my fingers hurt.
Canoeing by Tafkag July 4, 2019

Canoeing 

1. When a joint burns faster on one side. Can be quickly remedied by saliva on the finger and well placed tapping.

Person:Dude, this shit is totally canoeing!

Person 2:It's cool, I got it (Spits on finger and taps out fast burn).

by Scott Garrett July 20, 2006

2. The act of being a douche canoe.
P1: You haven't hung out with me in weeks!
P2: That's because I don't like you anymore...
P3: Wow, now your canoeing.
Canoeing by USA Channel 22 September 15, 2014

canoeing 

When you are smoking a joint, blunt, cig etc. and the ember starts to just move down the side of it.
"Dude, spin the blunt when you hit it, it's canoeing."
canoeing by jay17305 May 25, 2016