Definitions by Tafkag

Canoeing 

The act of inserting two fingers into the virgina and wiggling the fingers up and down whilst the woman urinates.

I was canoeing my bird last night and she was wetter than an otter's pocket. Man my fingers hurt.

Canoeing by Tafkag July 4, 2019

Jaws the revenge 

Inserting you index finger and middle finger into a menstruating virgina. Quickly pulling your fingers out kicking them up and down as if swimming from a shark.

Man, me bird was on the rag last night had to Jaws the revenge on that bloody thing.

Jaws the revenge by Tafkag July 4, 2019