cansurfing

When one takes their laptop into the bathroom and uses the Internet while they are sitting on the toilet.

Oh damn, I have to crap, but my friend just got on...time to start cansurfing.

by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia December 10, 2005

Cannuck

Person from Canada.

Martin Short is from Canada. Martin Short is a Cannuck.

by Darkel22 April 1, 2011

canure

Canned food that tastes like cow manure.
Canned asparagus and spinach often taste like this after a lengthy time on the shelf. Spinach looses most its vit C within 24 hours after harvest, so imagine the nutritive value of processed spinach sitting in a can for 6 months.

I grew up on school cafeteria food and the staple vegetable was "canure spinach".

by vegking August 25, 2007

Cannarchist

Someone who believes marijuana is above all laws and that legalization means a full anarchist state of no regulations or rules whatsoever.

Are you going to the legalization rally?

Nah, it's just a bunch of nutter Cannarchists. I'm going to the legal weed store for some grams and then going to the park to chill and read a book.

by A very respectable cA very res June 10, 2016

Canurday

Usually, the last day in your "work week" in which you can "ball out" like a homeless person with $30 cash to your name.

I can't believe how many beers i drank on Canurday waiting for my bus home to arrive.

by Plizzy Plizz November 30, 2016

canner

One who uses a soda can to smoke weed with.

To do this, first the soda can is dented in, and then many small holes are poked into it, you then light your lighter, and suck throught the hole, and you get to see all your beautiful weed burn!

" You wanna go smoke with this new bong i got?"
"Nah man, i'm a canner, all the way!"

by blaze it up May 22, 2005

cannaries

noun - Slang term for breasts.

"Damn, check out the cannaries on THAT chick!"

by Drance March 23, 2010