The act of traveling to the Merritt Canteen to get some amazing grub such as the Brutal Dog, Clam Strips, Mac-N-Cheez Bites, or a 1/3lbs Bison Cheeseburger. Preferably around 2 a.m. when your high or drunk as fuck.
by canteen freak December 15, 2011
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Convenient bastid! This Cafeterian has condensed the entire nature and history of Christianity into a simple marketable sentence. It's up to us to trust that this guy somehow has figured the whole of Christianity out. Sure.
by polisanimos August 6, 2011
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A prisoner who has sex in exchange for candy bars, soda or snacks at the canteen. Insulting term for a stupid or weak man or a homosexual.
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"What's the deadline?" "Client said ASAP, but they say that every damn day, so let's just shoot for the first week in Cantember."
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