Campbell Soup

The payment for someone to eat a Pot Noodle and then shit on the payers chest so that they can slurp it up for a meal.

“Awh fuck sir, I’m wile hungry, are you up for a bit of the ole Campbell soup”

by DaRealTj June 10, 2020

Campbell's Soup Can

A very large and girthy penile unit of a man's genitals

The man I f'ed last night had a campbell's soup can.

by penis lovah February 23, 2009

Campbell's Soup Party

A slang or joke term for a reckless house party where guests throw canned soup at the walls, floors, or ceilings, leaving a mess or causing damage.

After hearing what happened at Jake's Campbell's soup party last weekend, his roommates decided nobody is hosting anything at their place again.

by RKDub January 2, 2026

The Campbell's Chunky Soup Surprise

When you're boning your beezey and you take a can of Campbell's Chunky Soup (the beefier, the better) and pour it into your lady friend's badge. Then you resume fucking her. Afterwards, you serve the soup to your family for dinner

(For an additional twist, wait till your lady is on her period and use Campbell's Tomato soup, while repeating the same steps)

Mom: "Wow, Steven, this soup is delicious!"

Steven: "You bet! Its the Campbell's Chunky Soup Surprise!!"

by John Calvin Sargent Jr. March 14, 2008