Campbell's Soup Can

A very large and girthy penile unit of a man's genitals

The man I f'ed last night had a campbell's soup can.

by penis lovah February 23, 2009

The Campbell's Chunky Soup Surprise

When you're boning your beezey and you take a can of Campbell's Chunky Soup (the beefier, the better) and pour it into your lady friend's badge. Then you resume fucking her. Afterwards, you serve the soup to your family for dinner

(For an additional twist, wait till your lady is on her period and use Campbell's Tomato soup, while repeating the same steps)

Mom: "Wow, Steven, this soup is delicious!"

Steven: "You bet! Its the Campbell's Chunky Soup Surprise!!"

by John Calvin Sargent Jr. March 14, 2008

Campbells chunky soup

When a girl squirts during sex and it has the consistency Of Campbells chunky soup.

Dang I was fingering my girl last night and she got Campbells chunky soup all over my bed.

That’s why your girl has chunky soup.

by Wocky slush goblin January 25, 2021