clamnesia

A complete or partial loss of memory caused by a traumatic encounter with the female genitalia.

Angela experienced a serious case of clamnesia after she went down to Suzy's nasty ladytown.

by markthxbai July 8, 2011

Canesia

The loss of memory caused by the consumption of too musch cane spirits

My husband suffers from canesia the morning after drinking too much cane spirits ie Promise more than he can deliver

by Doves July 2, 2011

CARNESIA

Carnesia - is the loss of short-term memory that occurs when you walk back to your car only to realize you have no idea where it is. The most common cure for carnesia is pressing your lock/unlock button in quick hits in hope to see your vehicle reply with the welcoming yellow flashes that say "I'm over here dumbass"

GUY 1 - Hey man, I don't know if it was the afternoon shots at the mall but for the life of me I can't remember where I parked.

GUY 2 - Hey bro just a minor case of carnesia, just keep hitting your lock/unlock until the car moves you closer.

by NickyLags December 23, 2011

cramnesia

The state of forgetting everything one has learned during the past 24 hours of intensive study as soon as one is confronted with an exam.

Despite staying up all night skimming his Art History textbook, Eliot suffered a bad case of cramnesia and could not remember anything he'd read when he attempted to write an essay comparing the works of Jan Van Eyck to those of Hieronymus Bosch.

by Merryman Webster September 30, 2014

chamnesia

The mental phenomenon of forgetting what horrible task a towel or cloth (or chamois) was used for before the current use.

When I shower, I am mindful to finish using the washcloth on my face before I wash my nethers. Thanks to a healthy dose of chamnesia, I will start out with that same cloth on my face the next time I wash up.

Dry off dishes with a kitchen towel that was previously used to clean up a puppy mess? No problem with a run through the laundry and a little chamnesia.

by The Bard of Morgan County August 17, 2009

Cumnesia

When you have really good sex and forget about whatever else is going on in your life! It's amnesia from a good ole fashioned cum

I was really having a bad day. I came home put on some "O" from Pure Romance and my husband gave me cumnesia! Now I am so relaxed.

by WnabMedic January 21, 2015

cumnesia

Weed, typically the strain amnesia or amnesia haze, that hasn’t been flushed or dried properly and smokes bad

“This weed tastes like shit”
“It’s that cumnesia bro”

by Mr. Penis 420 69 May 29, 2021