Calorie 

Invisible food math

You: “Dude, what’s a Calorie?”

Me (an educated guy): “Basically, it’s invisible food math.”

Calorie by Jjoshyy69420 March 12, 2023

calorie bomb 

Any food item, snack, or meal that contains an ungodly amount of calories (and usually fat, too). It is guaranteed to go straight to your waist, hips, and/or ass, blowing your figure to hell in the process.

Guilt and the consumption of calorie bombs go hand in hand, although the former is rarely strong enough to override the impulse to do the latter.

Bob: "Oh man, I just ran five miles, and I was so hungry when I got home that I inhaled an entire goddamn bag of Cheetos."
Larry: "Why would you do that? You just got hit with a calorie bomb."

Jenny: "I think I'm going to order dessert. Mmmmm, chocolate cake."
Susy: "Two words: CALORIE BOMB. Are you sure you still want it?"
Jenny: "Well, not when you put it that way."

calorie bomb by J - Train April 20, 2010

calorie tits 

A girl who has huge tits, only because she's fat and eats to much.

That chick's tits aren't hot... she has calorie tits!

calorie tits by M Reebs July 29, 2006

Calorie Crusade 

The self-less act one embarks on to save their siblings from eating Junk food.

Today I looked in the cupboard for the Birthday Cake Oreos mom bought. Then I saw Johnnie curled up on the ground spooning with the Oreo box. After he arose from his dense slumber he proclaimed "Arg!! The Calorie Crusade is over! I've have thwarted the Oreo Crown, and saved my sisters summer bods!" He is such a doll.

Calorie Crusade by StoneColdSaidSo July 3, 2016

calorie queen 

A fat chick; a fat girl; a woman who is overweight or obese.

I got so drunk that I ended up shacking up with a calorie queen.

calorie queen by PMax April 13, 2008

Calorie Gallery 

When your so fat that people cant help but stare at you as if you are some rare piece of art.

I almost got into a freaking car accident while staring at some calorie gallery wearing spandex and a tube top.

Calorie Gallery by David From Austin September 26, 2007

calorie corner 

point at which you turn into the supermarket aisle that contains the confectionery etc unsure of whether you'll buy something or not.

i turned into calorie corner but this time determined not to buy any of that stuff.

calorie corner by nebiru100 December 18, 2011