impact calibration

The technical terminology for hitting any sort of electronic device to get it to work properly; a solid and punctuated smack or slap.

"Theo noticed the screen on his iPad was slightly scrambled so he quickly implemented the impact calibration principle to the edge of the device. One good smack and the screen was clear as the blue sky on a summer's day.

by MCBassGuitar May 18, 2016

calibra

A semi-popular car designed by Opel and sold under various brands by GM, including Vauxhall and Holden from 1990-1998. It was somehow overlooked by many markets in favour of close rivals the Toyota Celica and Nissan 180SX, despite its value for money and impressive looks.
Mechanicals were based on an earlier GM model which was apparently known for its tendency to not work very well all the time.
The 2 door coupe was sold with a range of configurations including an 8v and 16v inline 4, 24v V6, and WRX-eating Turbo 4 with AWD.

The calibra is gaining popularity as a second hand car because of the impressive specs of some configurations.

by kontrol freak November 23, 2005

Caltrain foamer

Someone who foams hard over Caltrain. They usually live in Redwood City California and will go as far as to tell someone to end their life for not liking Caltrain or threaten to sue Caltrain for retiring their F40ph fleet.

A Caltrain foamer argues with someone saying Caltrain is the worlds best railroad

by JulianRailroad November 3, 2021

percussion calibration

The process of beating the snot out of a piece of equipment to get it to work properly

I had to perform a minor percussion calibration on that IBM workstation until it cooperated.

by D. Williams September 2, 2005

calftractive

Used to describe a woman whose calfs are showing leading to being described in either a possitive or negative way.Usualy said in a sarcastic tone.

Bob:Dude look at that girl,she should not be wearing short shorts.

Steve:Yah that's totally calftractive.

by Killzark April 19, 2009

Calitries

A term to describe huge pair of breasts attached to fit chick. Originating from Cornwall, England... but soon to be used globally!!!

Ricky: Look at the calitries on that
Leon: Yeah they're a lovely pair!!

by Handbrake September 28, 2009

Calitard

A term used to a describe a stupid/idiotic/retarded person from California.

Example: That Alyssa sure is a calitard, with her saying all long rifles are "assault rifles".

by Huggable Loli October 29, 2020