calfed

the act of a newborn on ice, a fetal calf, symptoms consist of efensike eyes, and being in the state of euphoria known as the munchies

Bob Marley is a prime example of being calfed.

Ian was so calfed last night, he left a trail of crumbs that eventually led to his spot he passed out.

Scoob is a baby calf.

Dude I'm so calfed right now, I say we order the 5-5-5 deal from Domino's.

by Danny Nugent December 9, 2008

Calfreezy Flip

When you insufflate enough downers to tranquilizers a rhino, usually involves a feirce comedown after its symptoms subside.

person 1:i just did a calfreezy flip
person 2:i dont wanna be that guy in the morning

by realtackshooter August 16, 2023

Calfie

Where a male is on all fours, their romantic partner suckles on their penis as if they where a calf feeding from their mother. Mooing and groaning may increase the pleasure for all parties involved.

i can't wait to get home for a calfie tonight, it will be udderly amazing

by Top Square November 9, 2023

Calfless Jeans

Usually worn by a male with very nice calves, the calfless jeans are a derivative from the regular Jean type pants. Calfless jeans are most commonly used in office places by males to impress co-workers of both male and female gender.

That Glenn Riley was looking so good today in his calfless jeans.

That Glenn Riley is such a calfless jean type of guy.

by rbonanno May 25, 2011

Calfer

A legendary dude with a fat cock

Calfer has a huge peen

by fat cock enthuisiast August 21, 2018

calfee

big pinkish red hairy man with a penis hair cut or helmet head

Calfee is the Juggernaught beyotch

by Mikandy January 12, 2008

caloe

a girl who can’t keep a guy. no matter how hard she tries it just never works. she pretty but not pretty like other girls. she has a good personality but it’s not great. she’s not very good at sports but she tries her hardest. not many people like her, but she tries to get everyone to be happy. she listens to everyone’s problems and she always has a solution, but she can’t seem to solve any of her own problems. although she tries, she isn’t good enough.

person 1: look at caloe, she’s finally trying for once.

by princess-1-1-2 June 1, 2020