cakewalker

A dark-complexioned male with an affinity for the color pink and painting his toenails. Cakewalkers are a flamboyant species, usually found breeding in dirty, dark quarters that reek of stale hair and cheap scents. Cakewalkers need to be spoken to slowly, as their minds process at only a fraction of the speed of the normal human brain. Cakewalkers require assistance in performing daily activities from menial activities down to hygiene. People who encounter cakewalkers must be sensitive to the fragility of their sanity, as they lack certain qualities.

Shaba is a cakewalker

by jayma September 28, 2004

Cakewalker

one who walks on cake

Colin is a Cakewalker , he has problems.

by BananaLicker May 4, 2008

Cakewalker

comes from the pictures of old cake boxes

a girl in a red dress collecting huge cakes from all over the planet

by lily June 26, 2004

Colorado Cakewalk

When a person takes a shit on your dick and uses the shit as lube to give you a footjob.

I walked in the bedroom and there she was, giving Hank a Colorado Cakewalk.

by Shitler September 3, 2016

Cakewalker (2)

/keik-waker/ n. 1 Term referring to individuals of the male gender falling under the category of pouffter boy. 2 Questionably homosexual males. 3 Males who prefer to dress flamboyantly with an affinity for the color bright pink. 4 Flamboyant male. 5 Males with strong feminine character traits. 6 Extension to the term "cake boy."

Shaba is a cakewalker!!!

by Jayma April 27, 2004

Cakewalker

A girl who bothers indian guys. Usually with little or no I.Q

Jen is such a cakewalker!

by Shaba April 26, 2004