Caramel Johnson

A popular sex act/alcoholic beverage. It involves whiskey, vodka, cruisers and sex with Joe Cammel.

Damn!! Seb had a nasty Caramel Johnson last night!!

by Caramel Jackson November 26, 2011

caramel frappuccino

The yummiest drink ever!

I want a caramel frappuccino!

by Xiang Jiao March 10, 2009

caramel cumshot

While consuming a beverage with caramel sauce / drizzle in it, a chunk of the drizzle clogs the straw. One must exert more force to continue progress, resulting in the clump of caramel being launched into the back of one's throat.

Friend: *drinking caramel frappe*
Friend: *suddenly coughs and gags for a sec*
Me: "You OK? What the heck was that?"
Friend: "I'm good, just got hit with the caramel cumshot."

by the_ponzz December 1, 2022

caramel kid

The offspring of a black and white interracial copulation.

You mean that gray girl? She had a caramel kid.

by manormonkey? September 5, 2010

Joe Casamento

the biggest motherfucker in the world. he is huge. he benches calculators in math class.

Person 1 :did you see that guy jerk off in class?

Person 2: yeah, he is such a joe casamento.

by its me mario22 March 15, 2010

Caramelli

A disobedient person that also has anger/rage issues causing her to be kicked off soccer teams and give concussions. Caramelli is also a very gullible person that constantly looses here one and only prized possession... her ipod touch. She often has a bad choice in music and in male species for boyfriends but is destined to be with Markus. Her future also includes being sent to jail for murder and rape because a 5 year old took her ipod.

Emily beat up Colin, what a Caramelli.

by Con-Man13 June 4, 2013

get caramelized

When a person who acts nice but is actually a snake gets exposed- The phrase is as it is because when you make caramel you burn sugar (as in a "sweet" person)

Person 1- "ugh I hate that girl Sasha, she's such a lying bitch. She acts nice to me when others are around but talks trash about me behind my back"

Person 2- " yo didn't you hear she got caramelized"

Person 1- "ayyy finally people know her for who she actually is"

Person 1- "YOUUUUUU ARE A LIAR I HAVE SCREEN SHOTS HOE"

Person 2- "nOooo"

Person 1- "Get caramelized you cunt"

by Sofiuh April 23, 2017