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cadiwampus

something that's not right, strange, ass backwards, crooked.
wow i really think that tree's cadiwampus dude.... either that or you are.
by lj August 20, 2003
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caddywhompus

(adj) a term used to describe something being chaotically off balance, messed up, or unorderly.
guy: dude, ive been playing xbox so much, that when i don't look at my TV, my vision goes all caddywhompus on me!

friend: yeah? maybe its that kush!
by ngsada July 14, 2010
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Caddi Wompus

1. When something is extrmely fucked up and out of place.

2. When someone has a very wierd shaped head.

3. When someone drives very strang and tends to swang for no reason
1.Damn son that car is all caddi wompus!!

2. you head is ass sorts of caddi wompus son.

3. GOD DAMN SON, DO WORK we gettin all caddi wompus on the streets mother fucker!!!
by Donny22 January 21, 2009
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Caddywompur

This is a slight variation and more athletic version of the Eiffel Tower (a sexual position between two men and one woman, upon which the woman gets on all fours and allows both men to insert their penises in her from opposite sides. They will then clap hands above her in fits of joy, forming what uncannily appears to be the Eiffel Tower in Paris).

However, the Caddywompur involves a scaled down volleyball net and a ball that must be referred to as "Ball". The three participants must proceed with standard Eiffel Towering procedure. Although, the girl must strap the net to her back, erecting a level playing field for the opposing men. Upon insertion of both male genitalia, the game begins. Instead of the presumed clap above the female, the men will indulge in a friendly, yet competitive game of volleyball while thrusting into their respective orifice. If a penis slips out during play, that player loses a point. Matches are held to 12 points.
Holy hell, that was a fun camping trip. Too bad we only Eiffel Towered her. Next time we should bring some poles, a net, and a ball so we can full on Caddywompur.
by johnnyringo November 29, 2010
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caddywhompus

My house is too caddywhompus to have company right now.
by Doctor M.D. January 12, 2009
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Caddywhompus

A sick two piece band from the South.

The colloquialism “caddywhompus” is defined by such adjectives as “uneven,” “crooked” and “out of whack”—a list which could, in some instances, allude to the mind-bending sounds of the experimental noise-pop band who bears said name but whom can otherwise be described thus: spot on. Quasi-fraternal twins Sean Hart (drums) and Chris Rehm (guitar/vocals) have been playing music together since their middle school days, establishing their most serious project to date in September of 2008. With a daunting assortment of amplifiers and effects-pedal tweakery, the duo executes its incredibly loud and at times nearly overwhelming sets with an impeccable musicianship and live presence. Song structures alternate between sweet psychedelic indie ballads to the most intense, ear-splitting of noise-driven crescendos. Showcasing such raw emotion everywhere from cramped basements to the swankest of clubs, delivering sonic rapture to both veteran punks and seasoned hipsters alike.

Maze Demos (EP) 2012
The Weight (EP) 2011
Remainder (EP) 2010
EPs (LP) 2009

Applethauth (Single) 2010

Shit’s dope.
Friend: Yo did you catch Caddy's set at Fitz?

Me: Yeah man it was fucking great

Friend: Shiiiit

Me: Caddywhompus :')
by Womp December 11, 2012
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Caddiewhompuss

Caddy-womp-puss An old Indian word meaning man who carries other man's tools, and can't afford a woman of his own
Women don't want his broke ass, he carries the tools of a better man, what a caddiewhompuss
by Lady Corruption February 23, 2020
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