Buzzer

To stick penis in light socket

George took the power out for 3 days because he did a buzzer.

by fatcat346 October 03, 2002

buzzer

when something or someone ruins an activity, etc.
a cross between buzz kill and bummer

me: i was going to go to the beach today, but now its raining.

you: aww man, thats a buzzer!

me: we were having a great time shopping but then becky showed up.

you: wow, that sucks, she's such a buzzer!

by lisabisa April 15, 2011

Buzzer bombing

Buzzer bombing is a common practice at apartment buildings where a visitor presses every button on the intercom system until someone lets them in.

"Dude, Frank ain't buzzing me in!"
"Bro, why aren't you just buzzer bombing the entire building? Someone will letchu in!"

by ButterflyMX July 21, 2022

Joy Buzzer

The vibrating sensation you get when the person you are sodomizing farts across your penis.

"Putting up with the smell was well worth it to get to experience that wonderful Joy Buzzer across my dong!"

by Tasty Trevor December 11, 2008

Buzzer-Beater

After a night out at the club, you've relentlessy hit on girls but had no luck, looks like you struck out for the night..but wait, there's 15 minutes left on the clock(before the club closes) you see one last girl, talk to her, she agrees to go home with you...BUZZZZZER BEATER!!!! fuckin clutch play!

rules:
a) only counts as a "buzzer beater" if its within the last 15 minutes before the club closes
b) mad bonus points if you happen to have a portable airhorn on you and as soon as the chick agrees to go home with you, you bust it out and start blaring it in her face while shouting "buzzer beater!,buzzer beater! buzzer beater!!" (optional...if you're a fucking pussy, if not its mandatory)

Stu: yo calen, you pull last night bra? I saw you chillin with the boys til mad late
Calen: Chyeaa boi, slayed a Buzzer-Beater.., was 1:55 and I pulled a clutch play, not gonna lie though she was a 4 at best
Stu: classic calen, slaying dragons, beating buzzers, #dragonslayer, #buzzerbeater #yolo #goalo

by buzzer_beater June 18, 2013

Buzzer Beater

The act of having to take a massive dump/diarrea, and getting to the toilet only seconds before you could not control it any longer.

Luckily that last stall was open for him, because he just barely got that buzzer beater crap in the bowl.

by DLE101 February 20, 2010

Buzzer Beater

Dying mid-ejaculation inside a woman’s vagina.

“Drew died tragically, thankfully he hit a buzzer beater so his lineage survived.”

by Acrisper55 July 23, 2021