Buttultimately

adv. from the end : what precedes comes from the speaker's end or ass because of vanity or pride and what follows is more or less the actual truth of the matter.

I thought seriously about going to Harvard buttultimately attended the local junior college.

Our defense played their hearts out and really showed determination buttultimately we couldn't stop the run and they kept scoring.

by onehandcrabbing January 17, 2012

buttsmarn

A bloody legend. Aussie YouTuber who is the upcoming prime minister.

You voting for the buttsmarn? Hell Yeah obviously bro

by Mike butt April 20, 2019

buttmad

Being angry about something petty or inconsequential, especially as a result of being highly sensitive about the given subject.

He's just buttmad because the jungler is camping his lane and he's losing.

I get so buttmad when someone TKs me in Counter-Strike.

by Immaterial October 24, 2014

buttmate

someone who sits behind you in an office or class. They are postioned so that you seldom see their face but who shares an area but try not to touch.

Yo cuz whose your buttmate in class?

by beaver60 February 3, 2007

Buttmare

A terrifying or very unpleasant experience or prospect for a person's anus, usually involving gastric distress and/or poor choices of food ingestion.

"I ate lunch at Town Topic today and it did not result in my customary mid-afternoon BUTTMARE."

by afghan_w October 12, 2011

Buttmolested

being molested...in the butt

Gerald got buttmolested.

by Furiousbuster June 9, 2015

buttmad

Being particularly mad at something while being butthurt. Often a result of being trolled on the Internet.

I called this guy a hipster and he got so buttmad.

by ita0ts January 27, 2011