buttist

1. a person/s who use assholic statements. 2. a person/s who make a study of being an asshole. 3. a person who uses a butt, or the butt of a third party to shove in someone's face, either literally or metaphorically.

1. The teacher must be a buttist because he makes such assholic statements.
2. Yes, he is a jerk, he even studied to be a buttist.
3. He "shoved his butt" in my face when he made that assholic statement to me. He is a buttist.
4. I am shoving that girl's butt in your face because I am a buttist!
5. I find great humor in being a buttist, the other day I shoved a cat's butt in my girlfriends' face.

by Jane Conanbo April 29, 2006

bumtism

When a male ejaculates inside their partner's butt because he or she finds it "cleansing."

Those Catholic girls sure enjoy a good bumtism!

by meow612 September 30, 2010

buttish

A word to desribe an act, person, or thing that is really really really not cool. This describes people who talk loudly on their cell phones as if the whole world cares, farting on an elevator, or eating all of your friends Cheddar Chex Snack Mix. This word was also invented by someone who is very cool and is no way shape or form buttish.

Did you see that fat chick order a big mac and a DIET coke, that was totally buttish.

Don't be buttish man, stop hogging the cheetos.

Have u heard about how Isaac Hayes quit South Park cause they made fun of scientology? Hes buttish.

by matt the eunuch August 7, 2006

Buttsmackle

Like honeysuckle, a Buttsmackle is when one presses their face against another's buttcheeks and suckles on the insides.

Ron: Dude, we totally Buttsmackled last night, man.

Stan: Hell yes, bro!

by Buttsmackle-King May 27, 2021

Buttsmut

Buttsmut is anal porn.

I have a fetish for buttsmut.

by Theory's Apprentice July 2, 2006

buttsmell

A game you play in which you stick your finger up your butt a little bit, then you sneak up on a friend & jab that finger up your friend's nose while you shout "Buttsmell! Buttsmell!"

Your buttsmell will wipe from your finger to your friend's nostril, & the smell cannot be gotten rid of. It has to fade away.

lol I buttsmelled you, & you threw-up from the stink. You'll remember my buttsmell forever now.

by stiiiiiinky finger November 14, 2007

buttsmack

A name you call someone either before or after they do something stupid.

Hey buttsmack, don't stick your hand in that toaster.

Hey buttsmack, I can't believe you just did that!

by ChrisPixel February 8, 2005