buttrend

Buttrend

(but-rend) verb:

To pass gas at a velocity so immense that it tears the butt in two

I think I almost used buttrend during that test

by ZeldaFan0410 January 26, 2015

buttgender

wqhen u indentity as an BUTT and u................. do butt things like u pee out ur butt and liekt hats ok but maybe so ee adocter abtout that i dont think thts nromal but ur a butt so............. BUTT BGN EDNER lalso asosciated with sans gender bcus sand head look a lil like a butt so we r connected thoruh stars

me: im butt gasnder pees

perfosn: buttgender PRIDE!!!!!!!!!!!! we r butts we r touch butts intercourse :)

by peeheadirl March 25, 2019

Buttrider

A term used to refer to a homosexual.

"Dude! Look at that guys pink liatard! WHAT A FUCKIN BUTTRIDER!"

by electric john January 5, 2006

Buttering the Cat

In the disability rights community: attempting to help someone without asking if they need help, or in a way that is not actually helpful (and indeed may be harmful to the disabled person or to others).

Comes from a viral Twitter thread featuring Jorts the orange cat who was having trouble grooming himself. A well meaning but clueless human buttered Jorts in an attempt to teach him how to groom himself. This may or may not have resulted in a different cat being sick from licking the butter off of Jorts.

"Hey, don't just grab my chair; that's buttering the cat!"

"Stop buttering the cat, tonight's homework is easy!"

by philhellenike December 22, 2021

buttgin

Someone who hasn't had anyone "knock on the backdoor" - Kane Show War of the Roses

"Megan is still a virgin but not a buttgin."

by Kane Show February 23, 2014

buttering up the whisker biscuit

getting a girl wet

I buttered up her whisker biscuit and then I laid some pipe.

by A'ron December 8, 2003

ball buttering

When male white collar professionals excessively stroke each other's egos.

Dave gets so much ball buttering at work that it's difficult for him to realize he's just a normal guy at home.

by Ebeau August 20, 2017