butterfingers

a clumsy person, especially one who tends to drop things

It was you who dropped it, butterfingers.

by Light Joker May 29, 2005

butterstory

When someone tells a really uneventful story but they hype you up for it.

Jack: I have the FUNNIEST thing to tell you.
Amy: Ok, what?
Jack: So, I go up this hill, and I fall down haha
Amy: Wow, that's a real butterstory. :/

by brooke7318 August 12, 2017

The Butterfield Special

A daring sexual maneuver that dates back to the time of the Butterfield clan, a fearsome group of nomadic warriors who were known for their brutality and sexual vigor. The Butterfield Special often leaves its victims impregnated and full of regret.

"Yo chad, did you really give her The Butterfield Special?"
"Hell yeah man, now Angie is impregnated and full of regret"

by Lifeguard69 June 12, 2017

butterfaith

A girl who is fun, intelligent, beautiful, perfect in every way... except she's devoutly religious. (See butterface)

If not for the whole going to church and not eating meat on Fridays thing, Jenny would be perfect. Too bad she's a butterfaith.

by Cephiroth May 3, 2007

Butterfetus

A very attractive woman who also happens to be pregnant.

"Did you see that hot girl walk by?"
"Yeah, but too bad she's a butterfetus

by TrainVolleyball June 1, 2010

butterfinger

Ex-UFC ring presenter, Logan Stanton, while perfect in every single way, has an unusually shaped pinky. That doesn't make her any less perfect. It just adds flavour and exoticism to her amazing personality!

Everything butterfinger!

Logan Stanton is a perfect butterfinger! She's a dime with a pinky!

by fungiSD May 15, 2020

ButterFingers Montgomery

Someone who constantly drops the joint due to being very high, usualy at the worst possible times.

Pass the joint dude...

oops

What?

My bad dude

god damn it ButterFingers Montgomery, that was the worst possible time to drop it.

by Steezeman May 4, 2007