Dodged a Bullet

When you come close to dating a person but for whatever reason it falls through, and then later find out that person is batshit crazy, you've dodged a bullet.

I heard Kara nailed Oliver's pet snake to his door after she found a text from another girl on his phone. Guess I dodged a bullet there.

by DoubleDDucky June 29, 2016

bullet journal

A journal used for personal use, such as a planner, art book, organization journal, and or a diary.

"How are you so organized?!"
"I write everything down in my bullet journal"

by ThatFan January 29, 2018

Bite the bullet

To accept something difficult or painful.

I hate this medical procedure, but I'll just have to bite the bullet.

by Dr. ENT July 27, 2018

Bulletin

'Announcements' that Myspace whores issue on an annoyingly regular basis, bulletins are devoid of any worthwhile content and conventionally consist of a running commentary on the given Myspace whore's boring whore-ish life. 'Quizzes' that ask retarded questions such as: "what is your ex's dog doing right now?" and "do you regret fornicating with the milkman now that you have syphilis?" are also common features. Due to the fact that Myspace whores base their self-worth on the number of picture comments that they can scrounge, you can sometimes get a bulletin that begs for picture comments too!

Some examples of bulletins:

"Picture comments on my new default? I look extra ugly in it! Woo!"
"I'm bored, so why not talk to me and become bored yourself?"
"Do you regret sodomizing yourself with a bread knife?
IDK
Have you ever microwaved your genitalia without realising it?
Can't remember."

by Criminal Activist November 11, 2007

Bugley

The description of a situation or scenario that is uncomfortable. Can also be said as "bugles, bugle'd, and bugleying."

Bugles are things such as small objects, that cause negative emotions to arise, typically discomfort or annoyance. It can also be applied as an idea or physical/emotional feeling.

Bugleying is the act or presence of something or someone causing bad environment.

Situation 1

Guy 1: Hot weather is bugley
Guy 2: Yeah, you're right

Situation 2

Guy 1: All of these crumbs in my bed are bugles
Guy 2: Yeah they are, just looking at them is getting me bugle'd

Situation 3

Guy 1: You are bugleying me so hard right now, stop.

by Bloodzack12 October 19, 2016

Baby Skull Seeking Bullet

A type of bullet that will hit the nearest baby skull when fired out of a gun. It was been seen on WKUK and was used by Trevor Moore to shoot a member of the Baby Skull Gang (who had a baby skull necklace). However, the bullet hit a live baby that was a bit closer to him instead. There are debates on whether this type of bullet should be made illegal. However, they have been known to stop members of the Baby Skull Gang, who may one day take over the world by raping churches and burning women.

Dude: WHOA! Is that a baby skull seeking bullet?

Guy: Totes Mcgotes!

Dude: Alright, well keep it away from my baby sister.

Guy: Will do, brah!

by Sparklyplatypus June 5, 2011

academic bulemia

The process of learning or memorizing by rote, subsequently followed by the regurgitation of that knowledge onto an exam answer sheet. Just as with the serious eating disorder, this form of bulemia results in no real retention of substance.

This term is frequently applied to describe a common practice of young medical students.

I can't remember anything that I learned last night. It's like I grabbed the answer sheet, puked out all the answers and forgot everything immediately. I'd say that's academic bulemia.

by Thomas Suszynski February 22, 2008