burping the chair

Pushing your ass down repeatedly into the cushin of a chair after farting into it repeatedly.

Dickbob thought it was safe to come back into the room, but I was burping the chair and chased his ass back out.

by Jim Koury October 22, 2006

Burping on my dick

When a girl is an ultimate tease or blue balls you. If you need to go home and masturbate after being with a girl, then she just burped on your dick.

Jordan: Aye, how was your date last night? Did you do anything?
Parker: Nah bro, she was burping on my dick all night.

by BrownHawk April 3, 2014

Burping Benji

A Burping Benji is a guy who constantly belches really loud, no matter of their surroundings.

A total disregard for anyone nearby who might hear or smell it.

No manners or shame and not bothered who hears it - as they don't care, wont stop and actually enjoy repulsing the nearest people to them.

I hear Burping Benji is at it again.
That guy is a right Burping Benji.

by Chocolate Wrists December 3, 2018

Burping the Babies

After a man has finished ejaculating, he squeezes the last bit of sperm out of his dick and slaps himself on the ass a few times to make sure it all comes out.

Austin: I been so lonely lately I’ve been burping the babies every night.

Logan: L

by KarstensMomIsStacy February 11, 2021

Burping the Turtle

When a male engages a female in anal intercourse from the rear, with such force that his member penetrates deep enough to injure her, causing the glans of his member to emerge from her vagina.

The "head" of the "turtle" would likely be covered in "mud", enhancing the illusion.

This fantastical sexual feat was imagined in order to win a gross-out contest in Denver, CO.

"Holy shit, that dude is bangin her dirtchute so hard he's burping the turtle!"

by BigMDub, ZachDB, Cpt. Pickard August 7, 2012

burping the baby

Yet another term for a wank. In the same way you bounce a baby up and down and give it a rub to make it burp, a man bounces his member around, gives it a rub and hopefully burps out some spoodge.

Dude 1: "Yo! Good day at work?"
Dude 2: "Nah Dawg, I ended up burping the baby in the gents to keep me sane."

by Wizards Sleeve October 14, 2006

Burping the turtle

The act of masturbating to completion!

My mom opened the door and i got cought red handed burping the turtle!

by Jj clayt November 11, 2020