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Brunchkin

Inviting friends over for brunch and at least one round of the table top game Munchkin.
"I have bacon, mimosa's and two decks of Munchin. Come over for Brunchkin!"
by skamperdans January 7, 2016
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Bunching

1. Bunching (V.) is the act of butt sex in between two mathematicians (Bunch Buddies or Bunchers(N.)). During this sex session one of the mathematicians will yell out math functions and questions. Then the other mathematician will scream out the answer. Sometimes the answer will be unknown and in this situation the receiver will have to scream out “meh!”.

2. The act of spooning while discussing famous mathematicians from history such Euler or Newton and many more.

3. Bunching directly results in puzzling packets of problems so difficult that they rape the minds of students, causing intense emotional pain. Problems so hard that tutors break down and cry from their inability to solve the problems, students from other classes laugh thinking the problems are jokes, and math professors are so confused they jump off of buildings.
1. Eric: oooohhhhh!!!! Yaaaaa!! How does that feel you dirty limx→a (sinx-x)/(sinx+x) !!!!!!!!
Bryan: OOOHHHHHHH!!!...........meh!!!!

2. Bryan: I really enjoyed our time together last night spooning in front of the fire and discussing Johannes Kepler's love for geometry.

3. Timmy: My mind hurts from the raping that the puzzling packet of problems caused.

Jimmy: Yeah, i heard our teachers had some serious bunching the night before they made that assignment.
by Bunchmister November 3, 2009
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johnny bunchkins

a boy that lives in Balgowlah nsw and is a bit a whore he gets bullied a lot for not shaving his beard and asks people to suck his ballsack a lot he's everyone thinks he's gay bc he does the gayest shit he's full homo. He's so horny he asks every second person to suck him or lick his ballsack. He's also the offical relative of master chef 2019. Johnny is the hottest guy u will ever meet he's tall he has a mustachio all the girls want him
friend 1 -is that boy over there johnny bunchkins making out with that girl
friend 2 - it most likely is he's the hottest guy in Balgowlah
by 8===============> October 10, 2019
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selective undergarment bunching

Getting ones knickers in a twist for reasons that are not consistent over time. This applies especially to politicians engaged in spin control and selective outrage over the actions of others.
Jon Stewart used my new favorite phrase, selective undergarment bunching or SUB, to describe the reaction of some politcos on last night's show.
by Kelly-TBCRI January 28, 2014
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Blunchkin

receiving oral sex while eating lunch and taking a dump at the same time... getting the best of all 3 worlds all in one!!!!!
Bill Clinton used to receive "Blunchkins" daily because as you all may know he was a very busy man!
by Zoltan84 May 13, 2010
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bus bunching

A logistical phenomena in which the female(s) engaged in an orgy do not have high enough turnover to satisify the men waiting or the male to female ratio leaves too many aroused men waiting.
Sorry Sam, Sally's wizard sleeve has got the whole gang bus bunching tonight.
by structuretone June 18, 2009
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Blunchkins

Similar to blumpkins when, after eating eggs benedict, you get head while letting that shit loose.
Yo I took my girl to "Friend of a Farmer" for brunch. Little did she know she'd be giving me blunchkins afterwards...the little whore.
by Sanch Oh April 7, 2007
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