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Flumpty Bumpty

Hes an egg! He can break the rules of time and space and is immune to the plot.
Basiclly he can do anything and we are all doomed-,
He was first seen in a mspaint comic as a side Character. Later on he got his own game called one night at flumpty. Which was made by a developer called jonochrome. That’s also where flumpty got most of his fame from.

He was obviously inspired by humpty Dumpty

Also he murdered my fucking herny once.
Hi, im Flumpty Bumpty. Im an egg!
by The aubergine man September 14, 2020
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bumpy friendship

Referring to the constant amount of sex in your relationship.
Joe:"Yeah me and Emma have been having a really bumpy friendship lately"

Joe's Friend: "How often do you guys have sex?"
by monsieur mexican August 30, 2012
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bumpy road boner

When you're driving along a bumpy road, and the constant bumping around makes your body get confused due to all the penis flopage occuring within your pants, and to your surprise you get a boner. Also known as a "brb."
While taking the buggy for a spin I got a bumpy road boner and had to lie about why I didn't want to get up from the drivers seat. "I'm just checking the gauges," I said.
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Bumpy Ice Dragon

Not wanking for 90 years, then releasing your load.
by xLiam OSullivan September 6, 2016
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bumbly

a person who is clumsy, out of it, etc. but also manages to be adoreable.
Neville Longbottom is so bumbly--I just want to give him a hug!
by grlwholvd December 19, 2008
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Bumpy's Bounty

A large blob of the good stuff. A post-coital ejaculation on a willing recipients forehead or face.
Phwoar ! Look at her/him,the only thing missing on that near perfect face is a blob of Bumpy's Bounty.

I met a lovely caring man last night,after we had sex,he wanked off over my forehead and gifted me Bumpy's Bounty.
by Bill Tuppence. December 8, 2010
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Bumpy eyes

when you try to stay awake but your eyes are to tired you get the bumpy eyes
by Blameablegore July 21, 2016
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