Baumgartner

A kid who thinks he is really good at football but really isn't also can be very annoying.

Person 1: why does he think he's so good?!
Person 2: I know what a Baumgartner.

by Swagga_kid19 October 19, 2016

Danny Baumgartner

A silly lil goose who snatches your V card without you knowing. Sometimes he will touch your holes in return for a hot wet smooch (not always tasty). His arch nemesis is Gollum, Gollum is a snitch who danny swore to destroy.

Danny Baumgartner just stole my V card

by Ostrem December 11, 2019

Baumgardner

A bad ass guy who's heratige is German. He's strong as hell, attracts many ladies, and can sometimes have the temper of a pissed off Badger.

think of Mel Gibson and his hatchet in the patriot. "man he is one Baumgardner of a guy"

by Brett Baumgardner October 4, 2008

Bumgardner

Derived from an older German last name, "Baumgartner", meaning gardener of tree groves, the altered name "Bumgardner" is a variation that is more similarly meaning that of a sexually active person who trains and sells prostitutes similar to gardening as a pimp.

Dylan Bumgardner sells some hot ass ho's.

by WatainDisciples February 21, 2009

Felix Baumgardner

The boy who jumped... and lived.

Felix Baumgardner jumped from the edge of space at 128,000 feet setting a new world record.

There's Felix the Cat and there's Felix who didn't Splat.

by onehandcrabbing October 15, 2012

dirty baumgartner

A sex act performed by an active gay man on a passive gay man, in which the active partner penetrates the anus of his partner until he ejaculates. The active partner then removes some of his semen from the anus and coats the other man's lips and tongue.

My gay friend refuses to participate in a dirty baumgartner, because he does not like the taste of cum.

by wigzilla August 20, 2009

Baumgartner

Origin: Felix Baumgartner (Fearless Felix) - sky-diver, 14 October 2012 he sky-dived from 128000ft, reaching 834 mph (Mach 1.24) in the process.

Meaning: To have the balls to do something completely insane (and way past anything seen before).

Way past dangerous, stupid, legendary, awesome, cool and/or idiotic

(This is most likely something that someone else would never consider or even dream of doing).

Context: To be a Baumgartner

1.
Tim: John is a bit of a Baumgartner when it comes to climbing.

Matt: Yeah! I wouldn't climb that vertical cliff even if I was paid, he's got some balls.

2.
Ben: Billy is too much of a Baumgartner on a bike for my liking.

Phil: Yeah, his BMX stunts are too dangerous.

by Fadum From The Forest October 15, 2012