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tasmania bullride

a sexual practice peculiar to Australians whereby the male mounts his wife doggy-style, holds firmly to her tits then tells her that her sister has a much tighter cunt. The male must then hold on for dear life as wife furiously tries to buck him off. Said to be one of the most exhilarating forms of sexual intercourse possible.
Jack: How come you're walking funny?
Bob: The missus gave me a tasmania bullride last night and I think she's buggered my back.
by Sheepshagger July 17, 2006
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Bullride

To push a object or a person to the limit making it break or destroy it.
bullride your Xbox for 4 months and it will break
by squirrel1 December 27, 2010
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bullrider

This super amazing strain of weed that gets you so stoned that you feel as if your riding a bull No-SHIT!!
O my god! I should have never smoked that Bullrider!
by zpiv612 January 16, 2008
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Bullrider

When a woman is riding a man in the cowgirl position, she reaches around her back and smacks the unsuspecting victim in his balls. The man then proceeds to buck like an angry bull. If the woman can hang on for 8 seconds, this is considered a full ride.
"So my girlfriend is going to town on me last night cowgirl style and pulls a Bullrider. She didn't make the full 8 seconds so I Donkey Punched her in the grill"
by BangCock Betty May 7, 2009
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Brazillian Bullride

When a man inserts his penis into another mans butt while the other man is passed out and then goes on to duct tape himself to the passed out man. The goal is to stay on for at least 8 seconds.
"Dude, your bro cussed me out so I gave him a 4 minute Brazillian Bullride the other night, wow!"
by puddogs October 16, 2006
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angry bullrider

when you're unknowningly hiding in the closet with another friend, and your homie is doing a chick preferrably from the back. Before he ejaculates, you run out of the closet with a camera recording them thus making your homie decide whether to stop and beat the shit out of you, or finish cumming, then proceed to work your mouth, thus becoming an angry bullrider. The 2nd person hiding in the closet then times how long the person with the camera lasted before getting punched in the face.
Ieszer: oh baby, i'm about to cum.
Bruce: SURPRISE!
Ieszer: WHAT THE FUCK? get the hell out of my room!
Jeff: ahahaha... took the angry bullrider 8 seconds to punch Bruce in the face.
by porkizzle the thrizzle November 10, 2008
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Texas Bullrider

It's when you're fucking a girl doggy-style and then you whisper in her ear and say something like "I have herpes!" and she'll try to get away. You will try to hold on to her waist as long as possible making it seem like you're bull-riding!
Guy: "I have herpes"

Girl: "WHAT?!?!"

Guy: "Yeeeehhaawwww!!" (I'm so gonna tell my friends how awesome it is to be a Texas Bullrider!!)
by anonymusblood January 12, 2012
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