Golden Bullseye

The act of urinating through the hole in a doughnut into a urinal or a toilet and then proceeding to eat said doughnut

Guy 1: "I bet Mark $30 he wouldn't do a Golden Bullseye the other day."
Guy 2: "Did he do it?"
Guy 1: "Of course he did, that guy's crazy!"

by HendrixButWhite June 11, 2018

Mexican Bullseye

The sexual act of dousing the anus of a person with tabasco sauce and proceeding to toss that person's salad.

Yo man, last night my girlfriend gave me the best mexican bullseye ever.

by poopchute11 January 17, 2011

Bullseye Bill

A man who is more than 90% accurate with his cumshot

What can I say honey, I'm just as good as Bullseye Bill!

by tittyfuck69 April 22, 2009

bull eye

In Cajun country a bull eye is referred to a spotlight or the beam of the light.

We were sitting in the camp one night and heard something after our chickens and Dad said get the bull eye to see what's after the chickens.

by Pemon' December 15, 2018

cumshot bullseye

Trendy lower-back tattoo that serves as a target when ejaculating from behind on your girl. Or somebody else's girl.

"Todd is totally going to freak out when he finds out I unloaded on his underage sister's cumshot bullseye."

by The Semen Archer July 27, 2006

Bullseye

An expression used when an incredibly accurate shot has been made. Used commonly in fps games and in the military.

Guy 1: "Dude I did a headshot with this crappy handgun!"
Guy 2: "Haha! Bullseye!"

by Phenomz June 24, 2010

BULLSEYE!

Hitting upon that "sweet spot" or position that does it so completely for your partner they flip their noodle; for about (an hour) they will revere you as a god/dess.

WOW!! BULLSEYE!, BABY! 2 thumbs & 2 legs up!"

by wavyg July 17, 2014