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Fast and bulbous

A phrase used in several songs that appear on the album 'Trout Mask Replica' by Captain Beefheart.
"Fast and bulbous!"

"That`s right, The Mascara Snake, fast and bulbous! Also a tin
teardrop."
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Bulbous salutation

Another term for an erection as described by Morrissey in his autobiography.
“The pained frenzy of his bulbous salutation extenuating his excitement as it whacked and smacked its way into every muscle of Eliza’s body except for the otherwise central zone.”
by thischarmingtrash February 18, 2019
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bulbous vagina

a vagina that protrudes out a little farther than any normal vagina; usually due to excessive drinking, or rough vaginal intercourse, can sometimes lead to death.
Hey Krista, your bulbous vagina is showing through your tights!

Yo, I was bangin' this chick last night and her bulbous vagina swallowed me whole.
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Bulbous Bouffant

1) A woman's hair style in which the hair is teased to give an overall puffed-out appearance and often combed to frame the face.

2) A comedy script by the Vestibules.
Search on youtube for the video.

Man 1: See that LADY?
Man 3: Yes.
Man 1: What kind of a hairstyle does she have?
Man 3: Uh, that looks like a bouffant. bouffant: (of a person’s hair) styled so as to stand out from the head in a rounded shape: aufgetürmt
Man 1: YES. A BOUFFANT!
Man 3: Yes, a bouffant.
Man 2: Uh, actually, I...I couldn't help noticing that myself, it's sort of what you might call a, a Bulbous Bouffant.
Man 3: Yes, a bulbous bouffant.
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bulbous badunkadunk

A swollen, round, bulb shaped badunkadunk.
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bulbous ear

the effect of attempting to stretch your ear when all goes terribly wrong and you get a bubble haha suckers!!
Luke: hey whats that grotty growth on your ear you slapper?
Meg: It's your mum..jks! nah its a bulbous ear..much like a std luke.
Luke: sicccccc!
by jenbenitha June 1, 2007
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bulbous nub

a round short blunt shaped object.

most commonly said in a variety of exciting accents.

may enduce laughter
undisirable for a guy
damn he had a bulbous nub.

two girls were sitting in math class and noticed an unfortunate looking boy with some lollipops, after recieving the candy, the guy was displaying a camel toe. the two girls started saying BULBOUS NUB. in many different accents. all while laughing very loudly. the girls then precedid to tattoo themsleves with peace love and nubs.

the class was a win.
by truep1mp October 21, 2009
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