Bulking

eating more and training heavier in order to gain muscle; an excuse for overeating

1. He started bulking for the bodybuilding contest.

2. Joe: Dude, you've already eaten ribs, a Big Mac, a McChicken, Doritos, Cheetos and Krispy Kreme Doughnuts, and drank 3 Coca-Colas, a Mountain Dew, and 2 cups of Gatorade, and you're still eating?

Jack: I'm bulking.

3. KSI: I'm not fat, I'm bulking!

by BerneseDog75 October 1, 2020

amy's baking company

A terrible restaurant run by an angry Arabian and a psycho blonde. Made famous by Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares. Closed down a while ago so don't even think about going.

"That restaurant made Amy's Baking company look like fine dining!!!

by LORD OF THE YEET November 26, 2018

Bulking

Someone’s excuse to not be called fat. The opposite of hulking. For example KSIOlajidebtHD

Fan: can I get a picture ksi

Ksi: sure (gets in position for pic)

Fan: your taking up the whole shot fat boy

Ksi: it’s not fat it’s bulk. I’m bulking

“I’m NoT fAt I’m BuLkInG!”

Pls upvote

by ThunderTits76 July 29, 2019

WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!

Dude1:I need your help! Can you come here?
Dude2:Well, I can't. I'm buying clothes
Dude1: Alright, hurry up then come over here.
Dude2:I can't find them.
Dude1:What do you mean you can't find them?
Dude2:I can't find them. There's only soup.
Dude1:Whaddya mean "there's only soup"?
Dude2:It mean there's only soup.
Dude1:Well get out of the soup aisle!
Dude2:Alright, you don't have to shout at me (move to the next aisle) There's more soup!
Dude1:Whaddya mean "there's more soup"?!
Dude2:There's just more soup!
Dude1:Go into the next aisle!
Dude2:(move to the next aisle) There's still soup!
Dude1:Where are you right now?!
Dude2:I'm at soup!
Dude1:WHADDYA MEAN YOU'RE "AT SOUP"!?
Dude2:I MEAN I'M AT SOUP!
Dude1:WHAT'S STORE ARE YOU IN?!
Dude2:I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!!

Dude1: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!
Dude2: F*** YOOUUUU!!!!

by BigStupidIdiot May 14, 2021

Buying Cigarettes

Leaving your family forever.

My daddy left, said he was "buying cigarettes." That was 7 years ago.

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover August 7, 2018

Baking a turd

To hold in a shit for a painfully long period of time, also known as baking one or having clay in the kiln

Dude we've been driving for 5 hours and I've been baking a turd for 4 of 'em, pull the fuck over.

by Johnny Kinnell July 22, 2006

downhill mountain biking

these are generally awesome people who ride down a rooty, rocky and usually steep hill with a bike and armour. they are known to outsiders as 'fearless bastards' and usually get 'loose as a goose'

girls who participate in this sport are rare to find, but on the chance that you do find one you will soon learn that they are fucking fantastic and much more of a 'fearless bastard' compared to your everyday girl and guy. girls who ride bikes are amazing ;)

Downhiller 1: "shit dude, we ride downhill mountain biking, we're fucking awesome"
Downhiller 2: "fuck yeah, lets shred up some dirt!"
Downhiller Girl: "YEAH!"

by dhmtbsoph June 15, 2011