A mustache adorned by fans of The Ohio State University. Sporting a buckstache often leads one to a life of crime and perversion. The buckstache was made famous by the Michigan Wolverine based blog The M Zone. A cousin to the Buckstache is the Warstache, a mustache worn by Auburn fans. The Warstache will lead one to a life of bestiality.
by once crapped in a hormel chili can June 21, 2006
Get the buckstache mug.1. A word used to express total annoyance
2. A word used to describe those who have caused you total annoyance.
3. A group of teenage idiots that hang around shopping centres, swearing, spitting and acting hyper.
2. A word used to describe those who have caused you total annoyance.
3. A group of teenage idiots that hang around shopping centres, swearing, spitting and acting hyper.
1. " My internet connection has gone again! FUCKSTICKS!!"
2. "My energy company sent me an estimated bill for about 5 times more than is humanly possible to consume. Fucksticks!"
3. Tina decided to use the south entrance to the mall, owing to the high concentration of fucksticks spitting and leaping about outside the north entrance.
2. "My energy company sent me an estimated bill for about 5 times more than is humanly possible to consume. Fucksticks!"
3. Tina decided to use the south entrance to the mall, owing to the high concentration of fucksticks spitting and leaping about outside the north entrance.
by MagickDio April 24, 2010
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The physical/geographic origin of people who are fucksticks. If one is from Fuckstickistan, they are a Fuckstick or Fucksticki.
"What's the weather like in Fuckstickistan? (You fuckstick)" "He was so busy figuring out how to get back to Fuckstickistan, I couldn't get his attention to order my beer."
by rabiddog January 13, 2006
Get the Fuckstickistan mug.A prototypical "look at me don't you think I am cool" dipshit with a shaved head, Oakley sunglasses, backwards black baseball cap, goatee, Hurley or Fox clothes who drives an obnoxiously lifted F-150 with an oversized No Fear or Fox sticker on the back window. Typically, these losers work in construction or some sort of manual labor job because they are too stupid to attend college. These tards are attention hogs who pull out every poser stop to get it by reminding everyone all the time how great they are, and constantly out-buying friends and neighbors for the best dirt bike, quad or toy hauler. They spend countless weekends drunk at the “river” or in the “sands” but when it comes to real sports these fat bellied dolts can’t even hit a ball out of the infield. They can be seen sporting one or more tattoos written in old English script while ethnic versions of these idiots sport an iron cross logo completely clueless to the original meaning. They will generally refer to you as bro and or boss and treat everyone as if trying to sell them a used car.
There goes Mr. FOX Racing. That fuckstick is doing 60 down a residental street in his lame-ass F-150 blasting rap music.
by malarrya March 17, 2008
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two friends are commuting somewhere the one who is driving says hey do you want stop at the store real quick. the passenger is texting on his phone ignoring everything around him being a fuckstick textington
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Get the Buckstache mug.The product in retail not pushed to a sales-floor and sent to the backroom typically on a vehicle or palletized by block number.
Twas the night before fourth quarter and all through the backroom... (the busiest time in retail, in a backroom, on a sales-floor, when the word BACKSTOCK was created and inundated for the masses, unleashing its unholy vengeance on the retail world and in an annoyed repetitive search for its identity.)
In a sleepy town of Port Huron at a sleepy little store, the store where all team members wear red shirts( no more hints) the word Backstock (used as a verb and a noun) swelled into existence. It wraps its head and arms around the fact that it floats when whispered and or chanted into the air like a flying mosquito waiting to rest in the ears of the annoyed.
Those thin skinned people refer to the word as being uttered like "its only stock and store" (referring to the large monster behind it, a mental case to most, a writer of the bizarre and dark to his fans). Mobs have been formed, lynches have been attempted but the word BACKSTOCK prevailed.
The following synonyms are accepted when referring to BACKSTOCK. They are: NOM-NOM & REVERSE STASH
Twas the night before fourth quarter and all through the backroom... (the busiest time in retail, in a backroom, on a sales-floor, when the word BACKSTOCK was created and inundated for the masses, unleashing its unholy vengeance on the retail world and in an annoyed repetitive search for its identity.)
In a sleepy town of Port Huron at a sleepy little store, the store where all team members wear red shirts( no more hints) the word Backstock (used as a verb and a noun) swelled into existence. It wraps its head and arms around the fact that it floats when whispered and or chanted into the air like a flying mosquito waiting to rest in the ears of the annoyed.
Those thin skinned people refer to the word as being uttered like "its only stock and store" (referring to the large monster behind it, a mental case to most, a writer of the bizarre and dark to his fans). Mobs have been formed, lynches have been attempted but the word BACKSTOCK prevailed.
The following synonyms are accepted when referring to BACKSTOCK. They are: NOM-NOM & REVERSE STASH
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