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Brussel Sprouts

A dark green little plant morsel. When dealing with Brussel Sprouts, please remain vigil and aware as they are usually only enjoyed by sociopaths and psychopaths alike.

Moral of the story, don't trust anyone who claims that Brussel sprouts are even remotely delicious. When, and if you come across these certain individuals it is best to raise both palms up and slowly back away. Once you have at least 10 ft of distance between you and said individual you better run for yo mof*ckin life dawg and go home and kiss your mother because you are lucky to be alive.
"You people say that Brussel Sprouts taste good". - A certain wiseman to a CCertaiN news media network.
by Darth_chacho August 30, 2020
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brussel sprouts

a person who annoys everyone and has no friends. It is normally a girl and they dont know what people think of them. They think everyone is there friend, but everyone but like one person hates them.
Ewww. That girl is such a brussel sprouts.
by bethany ann jones March 28, 2011
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brussel sprouts

Nuncio: YUMMY BRUSSEL SPROUTS! MMMMMMMM!!!!
Gangster: Imma kick yo fat little *ss for sayin that!
Nuncio: YUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYY!
Gangster: You gonna get it!

*gangster shoots Nuncio*
by tilatequilafan January 11, 2008
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Ohio Brussel Sprouts

Ohio Brussel Sprouts is the act of sucking small round food items (ideally large grapes or Brussel sprouts) out of your partners anus.
Liz stuffed a bag of skittles in her ass and made me do Ohio Brussel Sprouts. All I can taste is fruity shit.
by Mega Hemroids July 5, 2023
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Bartholomew township Brussels sprout

The act of molding diarrhea with semen to make a ball, followed by cooking it and eating it.
Friend one: it’s time! Are you ready for a bartholomew township Brussels sprout?
Friend two: yes sir! Semen coming right up!
by Lebronludortsex July 28, 2025
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hot brussel sprout

A really hot person who is liked by no one.
by M4TH3W April 19, 2017
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Brussel Sprouting

When you accidentally make someone paranoid by saying something that has no paranoid-inducing qualities
Nick is brussel sprouting Christie by cooking and saying Brussels Sprout, making her go crazy.
by 3rana July 31, 2019
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