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The act of placing one's crotch onto an unsuspecting seated person's face. Usually ending up in a seated "69" position. Taken from Sacha Baron Cohen's character "Bruno". The act was made famous by the unscripted stunt involving Sacha Baron Cohen, the British comedian, performing it on the rapper, Eminem.
Did you see Eminem get Brunoed at the MTV Movie Awards?
Brunoed by Randy Seaword June 1, 2009

Blunted Hogwash 

Your are blabbering nonsense while intoxicated and/or under the influence of cannabis.
Blunted Hogwash by Cudoskrn May 16, 2011
verb

1. Although a verb, it is actually the the inability to take action
2. The result of being so high from smoking a blunt you can no longer perform physical activity
3. Associated with the inability to close the jaw and keep eyelids open.
Bob - "Hey can you give me a hand with these dishes?"
Blunted individual - "Whaaaa............ too blunted man"
blunted by kaicrowe September 29, 2011
The word Brunoed, refers to when someone who is Austrian does something unfair or inappropriate to a person or persons.
yo, that Austrian guy never bought a round of drinks in,
I know, he never paid towards the taxi fare either.
looks like we got brunoed.
brunoed by cat3 July 28, 2009
(adj) the act of going out with the boys, innocently, but having the night turn out horribly wrong for one member of the group. This is typically because of over-drinking or general douche-baggery.
How was the Irish pub the other night? It was fine except that Mike brusted the whole damn thing...He had five beers and then puked on the dance floor. That guy cannot hold his booze.
Brusted by O'Brennan July 15, 2010
While walking in a hallway of a public place, you walk by the mens bathroom, suddenly the door opens and smacks you in the face. You stand there in shock as the man walks out, says "Excuse you," and eats a banana as he walks away.
Dude, I was walking in the hallway when I got brunsed!
Brunsed by maya cheyenne June 18, 2008