bumping your bumpus

The act of putting on your mom's lingerie and shoving a dildo up your ass.

Jerry: Hey Christian I heard you were bumping your bumpus last night.

Christian: I was just enjoying some personal time!

Alex: What a fucking weirdo!

by NigerianTaskForce666 April 14, 2023

Brompus

the brownest of the browns, the king brompy (see brompy)

Dude tan is the brompus of the brompys.

by Singapore American School December 15, 2008

Brumps

A cross between brogues and pumps

OMGosh, I love your brumps, where did you get them from?

by Dwight95 May 7, 2011

bumpussy

Beat Up Mothafuckin Pussy

I banged this drunk slut last night, and man she had a crazy bumpussy.

by g-dub April 17, 2006

brumps

a code for any #### that will be consumed in the next 24 hours used commonly so "strait edge" people will not know what is being discussed

"dude u gunna get those brumps for tonight?"

"yeah man thats some good brumps too"

by Nathan October 5, 2004

Brumpski

A female performing oral sex on another female while that female is defecating. Basically it's a lesbian blumpkin.

A girl might say "Hey, Ashley! I feel a huge deuce coming on. Do u wanna do the brumpski with me?"

by MamaSolo August 18, 2014

Bumpus

An object that a dog irrationally goes crazy at, often running in circles and barking.

"Why is your dog going crazy over that broccoli?"
"It must be a bumpus"

by blumpkin spice January 15, 2020