brumpus

When that one guy who sells camels gets mad at you for not buying his camels so he shoves a camel up your butthole.

guy 1: Dude my ass hurts, that camel guy fucking brumpused me!
camel guy: Fuck you bitch!! Why didnt you buy my camels?!!!

by BoBingus January 14, 2020

Sonsabitches!! Bumpuses!!

Exclaimed by the old man in the scene from the classic movie "A Christmas Story" where the Bumpuses' dogs eat the Christmas Turkey.

Is also widely used when something you were looking forward to goes all wrong.

Jake: Hey Kate you're looking FINE tonight wanna go back to my place and have sex all night long?

Kate: Sorry hon I'm on the rag...

Jake: Sonsabitches!! Bumpuses!!

by Noizehed December 20, 2006

Bumpus

Bumpis- /'bəmpəs/

1. A raucous, boisterous person or thing (usually african-american.)

2 .A state of black culture defined by raucous and cultural euphemisms which no other race can comprehend

3. When black people while out.

Whether there just a hood ass n@#$a or t-sizzle celebrating after making a sack. noun, verb

Yo look at those bumpus ass mofos!
Ray ray is getting bumpus tonight boiii!

by Bumpus4life January 9, 2012

Brümpst

A word Olivia has said but refuses to give the definition to, leaving everyone asking in mystery.

Olivia is being quirky saying Brumpst

Olivia: Brümpst, swipe up if you can relate
Adam: What does brumpst mean
Olivia:hehehehehehe

you'll never kno

by Mysterious Quirky Person March 27, 2019

brumbush

To cum; jizz from the penis

Scene setting: Tobin was sitting there with three thumbs up (aka an erection) and said, "I just brumbushed!"

by Crony October 2, 2006

Brumous

An adjective, the same as mist or fog.

Look at the Brumous outside, it’s very pretty don’t you think?

by lanagean December 10, 2022

The Bumpus

A Mythical Creature found in certain parts of the UK, The Bumpus in incredibly intelligent being with superior knowledge of all things.

The Bumpus survives on a diet of Biscuits and Cakes, its written in the histroy books that Finest Scottish Short Bread Biscuits are a favourite but this has never been confirmed.

Due to the Outstanding intelligence levels people often refer to having an idea close to perfection as "having a Bumpus"

John: Dont know what to do today?
Mike: OMG, I just had The Bumpus
John: What is it
Mike: Lets go back in time and destroy Charlie Sheen
John: Let's do it!

by voldemort90292 May 9, 2011