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Sonsabitches!! Bumpuses!! 

Exclaimed by the old man in the scene from the classic movie "A Christmas Story" where the Bumpuses' dogs eat the Christmas Turkey.

Is also widely used when something you were looking forward to goes all wrong.
Jake: Hey Kate you're looking FINE tonight wanna go back to my place and have sex all night long?

Kate: Sorry hon I'm on the rag...

Jake: Sonsabitches!! Bumpuses!!
Sonsabitches!! Bumpuses!! by Noizehed December 20, 2006
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Bumpis- /'bəmpəs/

1. A raucous, boisterous person or thing (usually african-american.)

2 .A state of black culture defined by raucous and cultural euphemisms which no other race can comprehend

3. When black people while out.

Whether there just a hood ass n@#$a or t-sizzle celebrating after making a sack. noun, verb
Yo look at those bumpus ass mofos!
Ray ray is getting bumpus tonight boiii!
Bumpus by Bumpus4life January 9, 2012

Brümpst 

A word Olivia has said but refuses to give the definition to, leaving everyone asking in mystery.
Olivia is being quirky saying Brumpst

Olivia: Brümpst, swipe up if you can relate
Adam: What does brumpst mean
Olivia:hehehehehehe

you'll never kno

brumbush 

To cum; jizz from the penis
Scene setting: Tobin was sitting there with three thumbs up (aka an erection) and said, "I just brumbushed!"
brumbush by Crony October 2, 2006
An adjective, the same as mist or fog.
Look at the Brumous outside, it’s very pretty don’t you think?
Brumous by lanagean December 10, 2022

The Bumpus 

A Mythical Creature found in certain parts of the UK, The Bumpus in incredibly intelligent being with superior knowledge of all things.

The Bumpus survives on a diet of Biscuits and Cakes, its written in the histroy books that Finest Scottish Short Bread Biscuits are a favourite but this has never been confirmed.

Due to the Outstanding intelligence levels people often refer to having an idea close to perfection as "having a Bumpus"
John: Dont know what to do today?
Mike: OMG, I just had The Bumpus
John: What is it
Mike: Lets go back in time and destroy Charlie Sheen
John: Let's do it!
The Bumpus by voldemort90292 May 9, 2011
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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