Bruced

To get fucking roasted on the TL, or elsewhere.

Did you see young boy Lucas over there? Yeah he just got bruced so hard.

by Casey Bruce March 4, 2015

Bruced

When a mate continuously says they're going to catch up with you and they pull out every time.

I just got Bruced by Luke again. The cunt keeps organising a catch up and pulls out last minute with another shit excuse. Every time.

by English is my 2nd language June 10, 2018

Bruced

When you get ditched by a friend and then they accuse you of it being your fault

Jane got Bruced when they went tot the Yankee game and he abandoned her in NYC with no way home. When she called him he said it was her fault that she didn’t meet him at the right place and that he was upset.

by Chicksonstickz August 30, 2024

getting bruced

The action of getting dicked by forty dudes.

man I went back to hanger 77 and thought I was going to have fun, but I ended up getting Bruced.

by Alltheway!!! June 25, 2018

L-Bruced

Being "L-Bruced", "Bruced", or "The Lenny Bruce Effect" is a modern slang coming from the oppression of stand up comics and free speech by US courts in 1964. To be "L-Bruced" can mean:
1. The negative result of a technically accurate story, or series of events, being told without context; resulting in a grievous misunderstanding.
2. When someone tells a story in such a way that the innocent look guilty.
3. If you "go for the joke" and get choked out by a cop from behind.

1. "Please don't set that on fire. . . I can't believe you are gonna let me get L-Bruced on my own Wedding night by that biatch bridesmaid with the fat hair"
2. "Actually officer, in the moonlight, with that hat and gun you do kind of. . .uuuurrrgghg *coff* uuurrggnnnhh".

by J.J.R. January 11, 2015

bruce bogtrotter

what u look like because you are really fucking fat.

you are fatter than fucking bruce bogtrotter you fatass

by you like men October 20, 2021

Bruce U

Bruce U is a Ugandan superfighter, and Kung Fu Master. Within Uganda, everybody knows Kung Fu, but Bruce U is the best. Having grown up in the slums of Uganda, he was able to master the art of Kung-Fu, and is the greatest warrior in all of the nation.

Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee cannot defeat his superior fighting technique

Captain Alex: "Where is the criminal Tiger Mafia?"
Bogwandi: "They are fighting Kung Fu Master, Bruce U!"
Captain Alex: "They will be vanquished."

by Warlord Savimbi March 28, 2019