Brownbagger

adj. 1) A person whose face must be coverd by a brown paper bag in order to enter any form of relationship with them; 2) An unattractive partner.

"As I'm single right now, I just don't see myself dating a brownbagger any time soon."

"Dude, you are dating such a brownbagger."

"Damn, that Chick's a Stunner, check out that Body!"
"Maybe you should turn her around, check out that face."
"Oh Sh%t, She is such a Brownbagger!"

by TNT&MnMs March 5, 2010

brownwater

any dirty, greasy, smelly person who doesn't shower often

i just took a shower and when i got out there was a puddle of BROWNWATER. oh god iv been such a BEOWNWATER

by gunkbutt69 November 1, 2018

brownbagger

A married member of the United States Marine Corps.

Lcpl. Graham refused to get any pussy in Thailand because he is a brownbagger.

by Candidate Badass August 30, 2007

Brownbacker

A politician that rubber stamps something because a big donor told them to do it — even if it bankrupts their district, city, etc.

See Governor Sam Brownback

Lily Wu is a brownbacker

by Mary Reed September 19, 2023

BrownBagger

A man who never learned to their ass correctly after defecating and wipes from back to front inevitably leaving a trail of feces on their scrotum.

Ivan washes his balls after shitting because he's a brownbagger.

by BKpaw July 7, 2024

Brownwater Balloon-Bash

A recreational activity where a group of friends diarrhea into a water balloon, then tie it off and take turns biting it. He who gets a chunky surprise loses

"Alright everyone, after thanksgiving dinner Uncle Ron is gonna gather everyone for the annual Family Brownwater Balloon-Bash"

by PhatSphoincter September 24, 2025