"I don't know what i ate last night, but I definitely had the brown snake moan this morning."
"I had the brown snake moan so bad I swore it was coming out sideways."
"I had the brown snake moan so bad I swore it was coming out sideways."
by J.Teezy November 28, 2009
Get the Brown snake moan mug."Brown Snake Kiss" describes the phenomenon in which one's fecal excrements curl while exiting and make contact with their genitalia.
Person 1: Aw man, I just got brown snake kissed.
Person 2: That sucks, they are hard as hell to clean up.
Person 2: That sucks, they are hard as hell to clean up.
by TeAmare October 10, 2013
Get the Brown Snake Kiss mug.The colloquial name for the mighty Brisbane River, a river whose chocolatey brown appearance would inspire the envy of the candy man himself, William Wonka.
Legend has it the river got its infamous colour from the lack of amenities further upstream in Ipswich, though this is to be doubted since toilets have existed in Ipswich since at least 1866 during the reign of Sir John Murphy MBE. I personally believe they just do it for shits and gigs because Ipswich is full of crackheads.
Legend has it the river got its infamous colour from the lack of amenities further upstream in Ipswich, though this is to be doubted since toilets have existed in Ipswich since at least 1866 during the reign of Sir John Murphy MBE. I personally believe they just do it for shits and gigs because Ipswich is full of crackheads.
"G'day cob, d'ya hear 'bout tha lil' fella who fell in the brown snake the other day?"
"Leave me alone Darren."
"Got his toes bitten of by a bull, mate. Ambos said there wasn't enough penicillin in the whole of Brissy so they just chucked him back in"
"Leave me alone Darren."
"Got his toes bitten of by a bull, mate. Ambos said there wasn't enough penicillin in the whole of Brissy so they just chucked him back in"
by majesticasf November 17, 2021
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Get the Murder a Brown Snake mug.Guy 1: You look a little sick are you okay?
Guy 2: No, it must have been something I ate. I got to go kill a brown snake.
Guy 2: No, it must have been something I ate. I got to go kill a brown snake.
by Crustache April 3, 2009
Get the kill a brown snake mug.The long, hard, typically painful and toilet winding rope of uncomfortable shit that feels like you just pooped out every jagged edge and square mile of the State of Kentucky.
Five days and four laxatives later, I pinched out the worst Kentucky Brown Snake in the entire history of recorded history!
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Get the Kentucky Brown Snake mug.Term referring to the exclaimation of extreme jubilation. In direct relation to fuck you Billy Whiteshoes and Tommy Berx.
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