brotesque

Rendered grotesque by virtue of characteristic bro'ness; bro'ed to the maximum.

That HB truck is freaking brotesque!

by thiudans November 22, 2006

Brotosterone

Male euphoria during athletic occasions

The men's volleyball team shows a lot of brotosterone after their win with the hugs and high fives.

by JOLYJUNGLE August 10, 2012

Brotector

A watchful bro who looks out for his fellow broskis and brotects them from bromergancies in anyway he can.
This includes stocking up on brotein shakes for the brobeque and the upcoming zombro bropocalypse.

"You gonna need some brotection in that part of town bro! I'm a level 5 brotector"

"It's brokay bro, I've got my bro-gun"

by Brotector of the Realm May 7, 2013

brovest

A vest for bros

When a douchebag wants to look dapper at a club, he might wear a brovest.

by Super9 September 10, 2012

brotastrophe

Brotastrophe - is an extremely large-scale disaster between two or more bros

Logan - "Bro I need a condom"

Justin - "Bro I used the last one"
(No Homo)

-Brotastrophe

by LoCoe602 January 9, 2012

BroText

When your bro is trying to avoid hanging with you. So he then shoots you a text to say he has too much going on instead of calling you like a man.

Brady and I were going to hang and play videogames, instead he brotexted me and said sorry man I have to pack for my trip and my dog needs his vitamins.

by LoadHammer December 20, 2016

Brotastic

To be so bro-ey that you blow (or bro) everybody's minds; chillin out super hard; an adjective describing the overwhelming need to patronize taco bell at an innabropriate hour.

"did you see scott last night, he bro-ed the last b-pong cup, bro-ed to taco bell, and bro-ed one out to gillmore girls, epically brotastic"

by Brochiller trilla October 8, 2008