The most ultimate, rizziest sigma known to mankind.
He is the star character in the German
TV channel KiKA.
Bernd is a depressed and curmudgeonly
loaf of pullman bread speaking in a deep, gloomy baritone. He is small, rectangular and golden
brown with hands directly attached to his body. He is the type of
guy who you accidentally discover when turning on the
tv at 1:17 am in B&B Hotel, Offenburg, Germany.
Alternative names:
The German Globgogabgolab
The channel 9 Nillywig
The divine one
The wise and omnipresent oracle
The prophecy-giver
All hail the mighty and omniscient Bernd
das brot!!!
“Quick!! Turn on channel nine! The German Globgogabgolab,
Berd das brot is speaking!”