Bernd das brot

The most ultimate, rizziest sigma known to mankind.

He is the star character in the German TV channel KiKA.
Bernd is a depressed and curmudgeonly loaf of pullman bread speaking in a deep, gloomy baritone. He is small, rectangular and golden brown with hands directly attached to his body. He is the type of guy who you accidentally discover when turning on the tv at 1:17 am in B&B Hotel, Offenburg, Germany.

Alternative names:
The German Globgogabgolab
The channel 9 Nillywig
The divine one

The wise and omnipresent oracle

The prophecy-giver

All hail the mighty and omniscient Bernd das brot!!!
“Quick!! Turn on channel nine! The German Globgogabgolab, Berd das brot is speaking!”

by H.M.S. Sesquipedalophobia November 12, 2023

Brot

Another word for dick

“Oh my god Sarah, if you want an A just suck his BROT already!”

by brot luver January 09, 2019

Brot

it's like someone who is a brat but with the "a" changed to a "o"

You're a brot
No YOU'RE a brot

by imdirtyyyydan April 15, 2021

brot

brot is bread in german

Tubbo: Hey Niki, do you want me BROT?

by CasualTerror September 26, 2022

Brot

A male/female who is really scared of the opps

I seen the brots and they didn’t do nothing

by BtfK-KfsK-Ygzk-NorthK-smd March 08, 2023

Brot

A paranoid little weasel that lives with their mum and dad, waiting for their inheritance so they don’t have to act like a real human. Typically smell like garlic bread.

That guy doesn’t have a job and still lives with his mum. What a brot.

by therealstewartridland March 12, 2022

Brot

•/Br-rot/ noun

Brainrot but shortened.

Skibidi Toilet is too much brot.

Tiktok is so brotting.

by Just_Rico August 02, 2024