Broseph Stalin

1. Many people know Joseph Stalin as a harsh and cruel dictator, but his closest friends (Bros) knew him differently. Recent photographs show Joseph Stalin sporting a bright red polo (a novelty at the time) double fisting 2 nattys watching two of his primo bitches wrestle for his attention. A voice recording shows Stalin calling the cold war "chill as fuck" and and even going as far as stating "shit I would lax if it wasn't so damn cold outside"
2. Someone who appears completely unchill and unbro, but takes on the full bro persona in the presence of other bros.

Man Sully's a real Broseph Stalin at work, but when the bros come over, the fists start pumping.

by Broseph Staln November 22, 2010

Brose Cuervo

A Brose Cuervo is a drink that is most popular in Northern California and may be seen at various frat parties throughout the United States. The Brose Cuervo is a shot that consists of 25% Jägermeister and 75% Jose Cuervo. It is traditionally served in a disposable plastic cup.

Skyler: "Lets get smashed at our frat party tonight bro!!!"

Randy: "Absolutely. Tonight is going to be hella hyphy if you are asking for my opinion."

Skylar: "I'll be drinking Brose Cuervos all night long mother fuckerrrrr!!!"

by oneall April 10, 2009

Brodette

The female version of bro, someone who is chill and good friends with you. A way for guys to convey to a girl that she is "one of the boys" without use of "the boys". Often times a girl who all the boys love to chill with but would never date.

Some guys will incorrectly call a girl they are attracted to a Brodette, in order to pretend they are in it just for the friendship.

"You know Bridgette too?"
"Yeah she's super cool. An absolute Brodette."

by Ugly dirtbag May 26, 2021

St. Broseph

The bro you can always turn to no matter what the scenario is. He will always be willing to help you out.

Ryan: "Dude, I was in a bad place for such a long time, and if it weren't for Joe St. Broseph here, I probably would have ended up in the gutters somewhere."

by SM_905 July 15, 2009

brosephski

a hybrid between broseph and broski. All three a more affectionate term for bro, dude, man, etc and all are interchangeable. Typically used with your close friends who do not have vaginas.

Ohh brosephski you missed the party. We were sooo wasted!

by YoungBallzy September 22, 2010

Broseph Kony

Your black friend who has a lot of kids and makes them work everyday usually cleaning non stop

Man that guy makes his kids work like hell.Yup, thats my Broseph Kony

by thatcoolblackguy February 14, 2013

Broseph

The highest level of broship between bromates. Brofficially the greatest achievement in brolife.

Ninja is the my absolute best broseph. She's bromine.

by Alix Jay October 23, 2012