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Tragic Bronson

Tragic Bonson is a play on the name and player Earving "Magic" Johnson who is a famous basketball player and one of the greatest Point Guards of the Lakers back when they were a good team. A Tragic Bronson means a basketball player in the NBA is so bad at the game they can barely dribble the ball. It usually happens when a player has a fastbreak chance but is in shock of the current circumstance.
Tragic Bronson Alert! I repeat, Tragic Bronson Alert!
by xrazbry May 1, 2018
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Closet Bronsexual

A person who has yet to come out of the closet as a bronsexual. Usually starting off sentences " I'm not a LeBron fan but". Then proceeds to show a defensive demeanor about LeBron James.
That guy secretly loves LeBron. He's a closet bronsexual
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Bromst

The title of Dan Deacon's March 2009 released LP.

"When a dragon wakes up and he's not horny but there is a distinct possibility of him becoming horny." -Deacon
He woke up bromst with out a place to spread his fire.
by DDah March 17, 2009
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frosty bronson

I'm so fucking thirsty, I need a frosty bronson.
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boopsed

Shambly: fuck, I spent £80 on this and it's not even real draw.
TJ: Bruv, you got boopsed.
Shambly: shall we still smoke it?
by TJStarks July 24, 2008
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A Bronski

The other night I was getting a bronski and I nearly fell back off the toilet.
by 12geo November 17, 2022
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Borpsdick

An insult used against mericans'
I swear borpsdick have so many guns.
by VibezXD February 27, 2023
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