by Mitchacho February 4, 2022
Get the brop mug.A type of apology typically given by bros of all types and ages. At its core, it's a classic non-apology, apology (i.e. "I'm sorry I'm not sorry"). It emanates from supreme arrogance and a hegemonic masculine need to be dominant, and thus never wrong.
You often see this type of apology come out of the mouth of a bro who's been caught doing something controversial and is forced to apologize; however, they obviously think that everybody is just over-reacting, or being hyper PC, and they should not have to apologize, but will do so in order to get everyone off their back.
You often see this type of apology come out of the mouth of a bro who's been caught doing something controversial and is forced to apologize; however, they obviously think that everybody is just over-reacting, or being hyper PC, and they should not have to apologize, but will do so in order to get everyone off their back.
"Ugh, okay, I'll give you a bropology. I'm guess I'm sorry...sorry that you're such a gay ass pussy bitch that you can't hack my (insert sexist/racist/xenophobic/hyper masculine opinion and behavior here). Fuckin' sack up, bro."
by Elwood Lane September 14, 2017
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Charlie: Man, is MJ really a broper?
Sheen: Maybe he's a gang banger you never know...I dunno bro, let's hug it out!
Sheen: Maybe he's a gang banger you never know...I dunno bro, let's hug it out!
by nomanito September 23, 2016
Get the Broper mug.Your best friend's son, because saying "my best friend's son" takes forever. A combination of "nephew" and "bro".
by Jonathan Caruso December 13, 2010
Get the Brophew mug.The Xbox 360 live headset. Commonly used amongst teenage boys (the bros) playing call of duty or other intense games so that they can communicate with fellow bros about their excellence in life.
While playing call of duty, Steve hooked up his brophone so that he could effectively communicate with Adam and tell him how many kills he was racking up.
by Allison G. January 10, 2009
Get the Brophone mug.Another less formal, colloquial term for one’s bro’s brohole. The bropussy is offered up when a bro is hard up and needs to bust one.
Kyle offered up his bropussy for me last night. It was so tight I damn near rim fired but in the end I was able to pound it. What a bro he was to take it.
by Dick Onchin December 28, 2020
Get the Bropussy mug.A title bestowed on the broiest bro of all brodom. Think Napoleon, but with popped collar, backwards visor, and a 30-pack of Natty Ice.
I crown Chad Bropoleon, Emperor of all Bros, for his daring conquest of Anna, Rachel, and Jessica last night. He conquers bitches like Napoleon conquered the Rhineland.
by pedoforsealand May 13, 2011
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