by nana_banana March 15, 2009
A prestigious school in Brooklyn; one of the three Elite High Schools on New York. Despite what everyone writing these definitions has to say, Brooklyn Tech doesn't match what all of the myths speak about it. Yes, there is drug activity but it isn't as much as everyone tells you. There will be days when you smell weed Brooklyn Tech is NOT filled with idiots and potheads but really smart people; a lot of geniuses.
Individual attention can sometimes be hard to receive. All of your teachers WILL know your names, don't worry.
Brooklyn Tech is filled with many good teachers (Such as the man who invented the rechargeable battery) and also bad teachers (Those who are biased towards a certain gender or want to make everyone miserable).
Brooklyn Tech was my second choice on the SHSAT and Stuyvesant was my first. Ironically, I am very happy that I made it into Tech. Shortly after taking the SHSAT, I found out that Stuyvesant students often get very little sleep; their environment is very competitive. They will tell you of their "We're-All-In-This-Together" atmosphere but many of my friends have confirmed that this is a lie.
Brooklyn Tech really does contain the atmosphere in which everyone helps each other out and the only ones left behind are those who see themselves as better than everyone else or those who don't interact with their classmates at all.
It is one of the greatest schools in New York and in the U.S.
TIP: Figure your teachers out and learn their behaviors.
Individual attention can sometimes be hard to receive. All of your teachers WILL know your names, don't worry.
Brooklyn Tech is filled with many good teachers (Such as the man who invented the rechargeable battery) and also bad teachers (Those who are biased towards a certain gender or want to make everyone miserable).
Brooklyn Tech was my second choice on the SHSAT and Stuyvesant was my first. Ironically, I am very happy that I made it into Tech. Shortly after taking the SHSAT, I found out that Stuyvesant students often get very little sleep; their environment is very competitive. They will tell you of their "We're-All-In-This-Together" atmosphere but many of my friends have confirmed that this is a lie.
Brooklyn Tech really does contain the atmosphere in which everyone helps each other out and the only ones left behind are those who see themselves as better than everyone else or those who don't interact with their classmates at all.
It is one of the greatest schools in New York and in the U.S.
TIP: Figure your teachers out and learn their behaviors.
A: Damn, I forgot all about the presentation today.
B: No prob, man, I'll help you out.
A: Thanks! You're a life-saver.
C: Damn, 75 in ____'s class again! What am I doing wrong!?
D: Don't worry about it, dude. I had him last year. Almost impossible to pass with above an 85 unless you're a hot girl with big boobs. You'll get over it. He's just one obstacle in your life.
C: I guess you're right, it's just one a-hole in my life. He doesn't matter.
E: Hey, where do you go to school?
F: Brooklyn Tech, why do you ask?
E: Brooklyn Tech!? Damn, you must be really smart. I heard the work load is a killer!
B: No prob, man, I'll help you out.
A: Thanks! You're a life-saver.
C: Damn, 75 in ____'s class again! What am I doing wrong!?
D: Don't worry about it, dude. I had him last year. Almost impossible to pass with above an 85 unless you're a hot girl with big boobs. You'll get over it. He's just one obstacle in your life.
C: I guess you're right, it's just one a-hole in my life. He doesn't matter.
E: Hey, where do you go to school?
F: Brooklyn Tech, why do you ask?
E: Brooklyn Tech!? Damn, you must be really smart. I heard the work load is a killer!
by TehBenus April 28, 2012
by bryce chung November 26, 2017
A prison like shool located within the borough of Brooklyn.(no shit). This prison like type of a school contains roughly 6000 students. The school lacks air conditioning and other facilities that you'd expect from a typical high school. Combine the lack of proper funding with the sheer amount of idiots who somehow scored high enough on the SHSAT, and the end result is this hell house. On top of all this, a lot of the Staff are inconsiderate. This school is filled with a lot of good and bad teachers that you'll have. Some of them do their jobs properly, while others are college professors teaching a high school class, and others are simply down right stupid and involve politics and other irrelevant topics within the classroom environment. Despite all this, this school offers a wide variety of clubs available. And, if you feel stressed out at any given time, just go to the 6th floor bathroom and smoke a blunt. If you dont get caught, good. Otherwise, head over to Fort Greene Park.
by KirkJamesJasonRobert August 05, 2018
by annducky September 16, 2020
A school full of over achievers, depressed kids and druggies. Its fucking huge with almost 6000 kids. Everyone is smart to some degree but because of the drugs and depression a lot kids don't live up to their potential. Most kids (including me) are butt ugly which leads to engineer's eye. Fights rarely happen because the kids are too pussy/depressed/high to care. If u wanna do well just pay attention most of the time in class. Also beware of pedo teachers, we're kinda famous for that.
by XxX_eatdatpussy445_XxXedp August 18, 2019
A giant school filled with uninteresting people.Idiots roam the halls and staircases(majority of the school's cubic area)who seem to always block you from your destination, that one class with the asshole teacher who loves jotting down lateness's, the type of prick you want to punch in the face for every word he utters from that despicably dumb looking mouth of his. Basically its very hard to find decent friends,most of the people you meet are dumbshits, and there're no people to seriously talk to at lunch. If you ever have the luck to find a girl that is average or above, she will most likely be taken, a total dumbass (I believe majority likes their girls with brainwaves), or a horrible personality. It takes 37 of the 40 minutes in lunch to actually get a tray, and once you do the food isn't edible, and in the time that you muster up the courage take a bite of the shit the lunch period is already over. The only way to actually pass the time would be messing with people, be it jumping on their tables and starting to thrust, or invading their conversations and starting to get to know them until you yell penis off the top of your lungs, also recommended is finding the ugliest girls you can and telling them they're beautiful passionately- never to be seen again in the midst of the crowd of 1000 Asians (the cafeteria). I can't really complain about the teachers, since they are pretty decent, well the ones I've had so far that is. The freshmen are horrible which I can say while being one, how can you possibly need that much material in your bookbag, and can you not walk through the hallways looking so irritatingly stupid? The classes are easy, and the materials are simple. You may object to that saying freshman year is just easy, but I take all sophomore classes, not including DDP which is a fucking waste of time. Who the fuck invented gay and straight alliance? Its like your begging me to beat the shit out of you.
No airbags (just something to get cred)
No airbags (just something to get cred)
Brooklyn tech
by Hunter the Genius December 04, 2008