An adjective stemming from the portmanbro of "bro" and "profound".
Something that is brofound is something that seems profound to the simple-minded bro; something that is semi-obvious to most people. Brofound statements can also include phrases that aren't completely true, at least in application.
A saying that is brofound is a broverb (portmanbro of "bro" and "proverb").
Broverbs are often found in light lettering atop photos with very obvious filters over them.
Examples of brofound phrases (broverbs):
- YOLO (You Only Live Once)
- You only hate me because you're jealous (of my swag)
- All you need is love, and everything will be alright.
Any noun or proper noun that has been purposefully altered to include the word 'bro'. Typically this is used in words containing a syllable that already rhymes with bro as this simplifies the integration. This rhetoric is most commonly observed among male friends addressing each other.
Ex. 2
Guy1: "Yo, broseph, can I get a spot?"
Guy2: "What's the matter, can't handle the broflex? Yeah, I gotcha, don't worry, I'm a brofessional."
Guy1: "Quit dropping the bro nouns and help me."
A Brononym is a synonym for the word bro, used when someone has been called bro and needs to respond with another bro-like word.
At the end of the 2009 film, "I Love You, Man", both Peter Klaven (Paul Rudd) and Sydney Fife (Jason Segel) engage in a Broathlon inlcuding the brononyms: Man, Bro Montana, Bud, Dude, Brosiph Goebbels etc...
Bro1: Sup bro Bro2: Not a whole lot brodike
Bro1: Woah dude, no need to be a brodouche
Bro2: Suck it Han brolo
Bro1: You suck it broklahoma
Bro2: Whatever, brohio
Bro1: Hahaha, those were some good brononyms bro back mountain