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Broneymoon

The special vacation taken by heterosexual life mates take after commiting themselves in the holy sacrement of bromarriage. This usually involves neglection of spouses or signifigant others for; strippers, video game marathons,aimless driving, improper and unsafe power tool use,fishing,hunting,gambling,general tomfoolery, petty vandalism, and extended boozing sessions involving sluring, excessively loud music, reminiscing, and urination in inappropriate places. During this time shaving and other forms of bodily hygene are totaly neglected.
To celebrate their bromarriage Aaron & Eric went on a five day pubcrawl in nevada for their broneymoon.
by parasomniac2 December 31, 2008
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bronzmash

n./adj. - 1. suggesting the color of bronze.
2. a smear of this color.

(rel.: Related to metal 'bronze', referring to peculiar color.)
He shaded the dusk in his landscape carefully - keeping the bronzmash of the horizon from mixing into the orange of the Sun.
by Arnab Chakraborty February 14, 2008
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brohemosabe

What's up brohemosabe?!
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Bronomial nomenclature

the formal method for the re-naming or acronymization of anything inappropriate that a bro or bros might say.
E.g.

1.
Tim: "Look at that hoe over there"
Dylan: "Bro, do you even consider bronomial nomenclature, its a fucking THOT you idiot."

2.
HFFA - (Hot from far away) - "Damn that bitch was HFFA yo, but up close she be dayam ugly! "
by relaxin_jackson April 10, 2016
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attack of the brones

Used to describe an inordinate amount of bros in a social situation. Derived from a comibation of the film "Star Wars: Attack of the Clones" and the word "bro."
Man, that party last night was like attack of the brones; the stench of hair gel was overpowering.
by chaz frantz December 28, 2007
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bronely

1. The emotion a bro feels when he spends too much time without other bros.

2. When a bro gets dissed by his bro-ho and he's all solo.
Ex 1)
Biff: <calls Todd> Hey bro, I'm at this party in the OC and I'm like, the only guy here in a Famous Stars and Straps shirt and a lifted truck. I feel so bronely!

Todd: Ah brah, man...that sucks! You should come back to the 909 and hang with the Skin Industries crew!

Ex 2)

Buffy: <calls Biff> Biff, I found a better bro with a higher lift on his bro-6 F-150. I'm leaving you for him.

Biff: WHAAAAT? You can't leave me Buffy, I'll be bronely!
by Kelly Miret December 1, 2006
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Broner

When a fan of my little pony get's an erection.
When Derpy first spoke I got a wicked broner.
by Brony98 September 2, 2012
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