brologue

Silly, manly dialogue between two bros. Often involves girls or sex.

Brologue:

Bro 1: You know what my three rules are right?
Bro 2: First, no teeth.
Bro 1: Yeah man, no fuckin' teeth. And rule number two watch the teeth! Rule three? I mean it no teeth!
Bro 2: Yeah dude that's the worst.

by hotdiggitydawg November 8, 2009

Han Brolo

another term of enderment for "bros"
usually connected with other such starwars bro names:

Broba Fett
Brohan Solo
Chewbraca
C3P-bro

"Well, me and Han Brolo are goin out to peep some ladies, and drink some brewskis!"

by Kyle Ballard May 29, 2008

marco brolo

A harmless game for the bros; generally played in a crowded setting while searcing for a fellow brodude.

Ben: Hey bro, have you seen Vinny?

Ryan: Yeah bro, he's somewhere around here.

Ben:Hey I got an idea we'll just play a game of Marco Brolo.

Ben: Marco

Vinny: BROLO!!!<Answers from across the bar>

by BenGordon October 18, 2011

brolociraptor

1. A brolociraptor is the most dangerous type of bro, because he is also a velociraptor.

2. One who has learned to pick up women from watching Jurassic Park. They wait in the tall grass and pick off the stragglers.

1. Bro: Yo brolociraptor, how was your weekend? Hunt down any unsuspecting scientists?

Brolociraptor: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

2. Bro: Yo brolociraptor, you pick up any chicks this weekend?

Brolociraptor: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by SilverbackUltraMasculine March 31, 2009

Brotowski

The type of guy you've been with ever since you were 5. So you'll eventually call him Brotowski.

Jimmy: Hey Brotowski!
Jordan: Sup Broski!

by Justin Drake May 20, 2014

broloh

Broloh: When you want to say Bro and bruh at the same time

guy 1: I banged your mom
guy 2: broloh

by Kivikallo February 12, 2020

Brolosophy

The study and practice of being a true bro. It is the study of general problems concerning matters such as girls, drinking, working out, playing sports, and of course, bromances. The word brolosophy is derived from the ancient greek word of "Love of bros"

Bro 1: Bro, you gotta get rid of that gf before we move into that appt.

Bro 2: Ya, we'll never see you around.

Bro 3: Don't worry guys, bromance > romance in my opinion.

Bro 1: That is some wise brolosophy.

by JohnnyBro February 18, 2009