Broicide

1) To kill a Bro. Biblically, Cain was the first to commit broicide when he slew his Bro Abel.

2) To rackjack a Bro. This method of Broicide is far worse than definition 1.

1) Bro 1: Hey Bro.
Bro 2: Hey Bro.
Bro 1: Whatcha doin with that knife bro?
Bro 2: Oh not much bro. Was just going to murder you is all.
British Detective: Why that's BROICIDE!
Bro 2: Word, brah. *murders bro 1*
British Detective: Everybody dance!

2) Bro 1: I'm gonna have sex with you!
Hot Chick: This is true.
Bro 2: Hey, Bro 1! Look over there!
Bro 1: Whaaa?
Bro 2: Hot Chick, let's have sex!
Hot Chick: *has sex*
Bro 1: Hey, you rackjacked me! Aww, not on the floor! Broicide, man! Broicide!
Bro 2: Sorry, bro! Im a douchebag!

by Dinkmers August 20, 2009

London broil

This is large brown steaming hot terd digested out of your ass in one solid titanic of a floater or sinker, after not shitting for a couple days.

I swear my kid just shit a London broil! How did something that size even get out of him and I wonder if I need to cut back on the grilled cheese and fruit snacks?

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 4, 2016

Broito

The equivalent of a brotaco. Somebody who deserves more than just the word bro or just a better way to call somebody a bro.

Me and him are hella cool, he's my broito.

by Dekta June 28, 2011

Milwaukee Broiler

Attempting to and successfully taking a shit in another person's oven and leaving it there for that person to find the next day. Turning the oven on and backing the shit is optional.

Tim was so drunk last night that he tried to give you a Milwaukee Broiler but shit his pants before he got the oven open.

by Tyberus January 3, 2010

Broitch

A friend/brother whos also a bitch. Usually used in pleasant circumstances.

Dude A: I just helped myself to some of your food
Dude B: You Broitch!

by Mj The Masian August 17, 2009

BK Broiler

A buzzkill that is particularly long-lasting, such as the feeling one gets when attending the wrong type of movie under herbal influence and realizing (too late) that they're in for a long and terrible time.

See also: BK Backporch Griller, BK Burger Shot, BK Backporch Broiler and the Whopper BK

Going to see T4 high was a BK Broiler.

by Smollie October 21, 2009

broincidence

a natural phenomena where two bros experience the same thing while at different locations or times, or something that is an extreme coincidence happens amongst bros. Its more than a coincidence, its a broincidence.

Example 1:
BRO 1: At approximately 10:37 P.M. EST on June 12th, I got it in with that hoe Amy
BRO 2: Dude bro, the same thing happened to me at the exact same time exactly one year ago!
BRO 1: Its a broincidence!

Example 2:
BRO 3: Bro! What are you doing here at the strip club?!?
BRO 4: Objectifying women, what about you?
BRO 3: Same!
BRO 4: What a broincidence!

by jaustin69 December 21, 2012