Brooming

To clean a floor with a broom by removing dirt, dust, food particles, etc. Also known as sweeping.

"Where's the broom? I've got to broom the floor."

"You mean sweep the floor?"

"No! You mop with a mop, you broom with a broom! I've got to do some brooming!"

by Strawberry ShortCult October 17, 2008

rectal brooming

To poke, prod, or otherwise attempt to insert the handle of a broom or mop (or any cylindrical object of the appropriate size, e.g., a flashlight) into the rectum.

This apparently is a hazing procedure that recently came to light in a story from Arizona in which two boys (aged 18 and 19 years old) were accused of performing "rectal brooming" on 18 middle school boys aged 11 to 15. Apparently, the victims' clothes remained on during the assualt. These charges were originally classified as felony sexual assualt, and later downgraded to a misdemeanor. The current spin is that the incidents were a hazing gone wrong. One of the boys charged is the son of a prominent politician and is a member of the Church of Latter Day Saints, giving this incident widespread recognition and debate.

by T Grimes April 24, 2006

witch brooming

To consume varying amounts of Acid, Ketamine, Codeine, Cocaine, Cialis, Molly, and Coconut Water in one evening.

Did you hear Bob and Jeff went Witch Brooming last night?

by Yomofuga January 16, 2016

rectal brooming

To take an object (broom handle, flashlight, Oscar Award, etc) and forcibly apply it against a person's anus with the intent to humiliate that person. Recipient may/may not be fully clothed at time of "brooming".

"Stop being such a baby, man. It's not like your mom was raped... it was just some innocent rectal brooming."

by FarkSpazz July 28, 2008

Brooming

The act of shoving a broom(or any long object) up somebodies anus. Typically done to cause pain. Causes blood from the large intestine to appear on the broom when taken out

Yo, I Was brooming that guy so bad I could get the broom out of his butt.

by StrikerRamses March 20, 2019

Brooming

The act of a simultaneous double handjob under the table.

Tariq: Fancy brooming me?

Lauren: Whats that?

Tariq: A double hand-job

Lauren: ONLY GOT ONE HAND!!!

Tariq: :/

by JeetRhymesWithFeet November 28, 2011

Coon Brooming

The act of driving through a predominantly black neighbourhood (usually a ghetto) in a pick-up truck and beating African-American passers-by with a broom. This is particularly effective against negros on bicycles.

Raheem - Damn Jamal, those crackas look like they be coon brooming.
Jamal - Aw shit nigga, we better get outta here.

by Will.I.Am2121 July 10, 2010