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Not the Brightest Bubble in the Bubble Patch

A phrase explaining that someone's not the smartest person in the world in a manner that's only slightly degrading.
We'll she's definitely not the brightest bubble in the bubble patch
by Individualite August 6, 2010
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not the brightest bulb on the christmas tree

An analogy describing someone who is not quick-witted and gives the impression of being not very smart.

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You are going to ask John to hook up your PS4? Good luck on that one, you do realize he's not the brightest bulb on the christmas tree.
by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015
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Brightwaters

Better known as "Whitewaters" to most, Brightwaters is a part of Bay Shore on Long Island in New York.

Home to approximately one black person.

Although it is one of the most white neighborhoods on Long Island, the inhabitants go to the Bay Shore School district which is ironically one of the most diverse school districts, but unfortunately, whose superintendent is a grandma dike... Oh well!!
Yo let's go smoke some crack across the tracks in Brightwaters, You in?" "You fuckin stupit nigga?, that shit's Whitewaters, we'd get lynched in minutes.
by SOftY the NutSAcK December 11, 2010
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Not the brightest kid in the cabbage patch

commonly used when someone does/says something stupid.
refers to someone being more dumb then the general public or a group of people
Person 1: i never knew cows made milk
Person 2: are you kidding me, where did you think milk came from?
Person 1: I don't know

Person 2: yeah, your not the brightest kid in the cabbage patch
by the brightest kid June 5, 2011
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Not the brightest star in the sky

"Not the brightest star in the sky" means there not the smartest person.
Let's say you where in a class room and you failed a test, sombody might say well "there not the brightest star in the sky"
Did you hear that Kim failed her exams?
Well she's not the brightest star in the sky if I'm being honest.
by Xo_Xo_Xo December 30, 2019
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the breast and brightest

The finest women America has to offer
Shelby has it going on; she's one of the breast and brightest. Nice ass, brilliant mind, and a caring heart. Gosh dang!
by Professor Precious March 5, 2015
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not the brightest tool in the shed

Them: what's 1+12?
You: 300
Them: WTF dude you stupid or summin?
You: im not the brightest tool in the shed.
Them: u a stupid hoe
by KappaKeepo123 December 28, 2015
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