brainparked

An extended period of time when the mind feels blank. No thoughts are going through the mind, but the mind doesn't feel empty either. The term is typically used in past-tense, as an individual can only retrospectively realize that they were brainparked. If an individual realizes that they are in "brainparking" mode, then at that moment they have already left the state of being brainparked.

Sorry, I didn't hear you. I was brainparked for a while.

by onekant October 30, 2011

Brainhand

The hand with which one pleasures oneself and/or others sexually

Q: Why is your right arm so buff?
A: My right hand is my brainhand.

by Hippedi January 12, 2012

brainwank

The act of producing and communicating (in speech or writing) entirely expendable, untenable, unrealistic, baseless and often complacent ideas on all sorts of topics.

A: Have you by any chance read Erich von Daeniken’s ´Chariots of the Gods`, in which he claims the tomb of Mayan king Pakal actually depicts an astronaut in his spaceship?
B: Yeah, man. Daeniken clearly is the Charlie Sheen of brainwanking.

by john.bender59 October 23, 2011

brain pan

A motorcycle helmet. Specifically the kind that just covers the top of your head. They are mostly sported by riders on top of a American brand motorcycle, chiefly, Harley Davidson.

Hey Pete, good thing you were wearing your brain pan when that car slammed you. Your face is a mess but at least you can think straight!

by WindowLicker9000 April 11, 2010

brainspan

- conjunctive part of the brain used for thoughts

I tried to teach her swimming, but her brainspan is small.

by StevenWilliams October 25, 2019

brainpenis

male genitalia used to make descisions as opposed to the brain.

My boyfriend always pisses me off because he only thinks with his brainpenis!

by sten gioram May 29, 2007

Brainpalm

An action caused in response to something incredibly stupid. This occurs when one's palm meet their face in such a forceful manner that the palm ends up caving in the skull and making contact with the brain. Probably ends in death.

Guy: My mum just said that 2012 was a good movie... it was really awkward. :/

Girl: Oh geez, that movie was horrible. How could she say that? *brainpalm*

by SkittlesAreNomNom February 23, 2011